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  1. E the massive
    E the massive
    For the love of tits, is every inche of road in this dump under construction!!!!?????
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Welcome to my world mothafucka! Its all over the country, everywhere. In fact in some areas whole sections of interstate are totally closed!
      Sep 20, 2017 at 5:51 PM
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  2. Kiknmann
    Kiknmann
    What the heck its only $3? Applied to have restrictions removed from my westchester permit..
    1. Kiknmann
      Kiknmann
      It was only 3 forms and $3 so i handed in a request to have my restrictions removed today...Wish me luck.
      Sep 20, 2017 at 3:29 AM
    2. Darth
      Darth
      Should have bought 3 lottery tickets. Much better odds.
      Sep 20, 2017 at 12:53 PM
  3. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    I just beat down the Grinch. I'm running grouch town now mofos!
  4. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    @holdover, was that you picking up a beer load at AB in Cloumbus OH earlier this afternoon in the green Prime truck?
  5. swilliams
    swilliams
    My kid was invited to the school gifted program. He's not sure he wants to do it. Rather do something of his own choosing, the gifted brat.
    1. 4excal
      4excal
      Oooh snap...round these parts..we folk call the "gifted class" nice way of saying the "retard class" :eek:




      ;)
      Sep 19, 2017 at 3:55 PM
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    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      That's really cool on both counts!
      Sep 19, 2017 at 7:05 PM
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    3. swilliams
      swilliams
      Yeah, he's a funny one, and more independent than I'd like sometimes. He's the kid I used to call Little Terror.
      Sep 20, 2017 at 10:25 AM
  6. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    I thinking a bolt of lightning just struck very nearby. A blinding flash concurrent with a peal of thunder so loud it rocked my truck!
  7. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    My ps4 has somehow managed to survive what must have been a brutal fall from the shelf and across the cab. Xbone would surely have broken.
  8. Dayten
    Dayten
    My life just went to good, to complete shit within 2 hours, wont be being on the forums as often as I want to guys :( Im on lockdown
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    2. Dayten
      Dayten
      But he took away my phone, computer, my door, TV, everything other than my books, and I was grounded 3 days straight without being able to come out other than to eat, poop, pee, feed the dogs, drink, shower. Im ungrounded but ground as of right now, I can come out of my room and watch TV with someone. That's it.....
      Sep 19, 2017 at 10:51 AM
    3. Cleck
      Cleck
      I hate when my stepdaughter leaves garbage/dishes in her room, but I'd never go that far with it, that's just asinine.
      Sep 19, 2017 at 10:58 AM
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    4. Exonautic
      Exonautic
      Your stepdad seems like a cunt.
      Sep 19, 2017 at 11:51 AM
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  9. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    If my dispatcher were in arms reach of me right now, I'd be going to prison for doing Rob Zombie level stuff to him.
    1. Deplorable Me
      Deplorable Me
      An impromptu gender change?
      Sep 15, 2017 at 4:29 PM
  10. Prudii
    Prudii
    Ammo gets shipped right to your house and there are 2 gun stores within walking distance of my apartment.
  11. Prudii
    Prudii
    Moving to NC is bad for your wallet.
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  12. Dayten
    Dayten
    So I'd have to wait till I'm 25...
    1. Bananabandit
      Bananabandit
      To rent a car, yes
      Sep 14, 2017
  13. Dayten
    Dayten
    Wow... next civil service exam is gonna be in 2021 after next months. I will be 20 when it comes around, 2 months later I'd be 21...
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    2. Bananabandit
      Bananabandit
      But i just turned 27...how old ar etou
      Sep 14, 2017
    3. Darth
      Darth
      You old fogie, It's going to be a LONG time before I hit that ancient mark!
      Sep 14, 2017
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    4. Exonautic
      Exonautic
      sorry darth but i think that title would then go to me.
      Sep 15, 2017 at 3:14 PM
  14. Dayten
    Dayten
    I never noticed how racist the song by Pink Floyd, "In the flesh" is .-.
  15. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    OOOOOOOklahoma where the people have very little brain...............
    1. Darth
      Darth
      s
      Sep 10, 2017
    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Wait how did the song go? was it rain then plains or the opposite?
      Sep 10, 2017
  16. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    @dsdmmat, I'm not a reloader so I didn't wanna gunk up your Karma thread but a "like" to you sir!
    1. dsdmmat likes this.
    2. dsdmmat
      dsdmmat
      You can post in there I will only count the posts that conform with the rules.
      Sep 8, 2017
    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Eh, why make you wade through a bunch of fluff?
      Sep 8, 2017
    4. dsdmmat
      dsdmmat
      Not like everyone else isnt going to be posting crap in the thread, but thanks!
      Sep 8, 2017
  17. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    To all our Admins and everyone else, happy anniversary!!
  18. Cleck
    Cleck
    Holy shit, what a weekend I've got planned for me. I see lots of drinking
    1. Deplorable Me
      Deplorable Me
      We look forward to some miscreant posting.
      Sep 8, 2017
    2. Cleck
      Cleck
      Sorry, what Cleck forgets doesn't get posted :D
      Sep 11, 2017
  19. Dayten
    Dayten
    The human placenta will be a horror movie I make
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    2. Dayten
      Dayten
      My teacher ate his daughters
      Sep 8, 2017
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    3. 4excal
      4excal
      If I knew how to do the throw up emoji guy I would do it here
      Sep 8, 2017
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    4. 4excal
      4excal
      Well looky looky here D...
      :puke:
      Sep 9, 2017
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  20. Dayten
    Dayten
    Can't stand the teachers that take hall passes so seriously
  21. Edwardteach72
    Edwardteach72
    Glock, 1982 innovation for the modern times
    1. Deplorable Me and UltraT like this.
  22. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Home strange home.
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  23. E the massive
    E the massive
    Watching my GFs cat knock everything off the coffee table hahaaaa
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I've heard that cats do that in the off chance one of said items is, or is concealing, a mouse or somesuch.
      Aug 31, 2017
    2. E the massive
      E the massive
      I prefer to think its just cause they are assholes.
      Aug 31, 2017
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  24. FrankenCub
    FrankenCub
    Damnit Harvey, back the fuck off! I NEED MY TRANSFER CASE!!!
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Not really a priority now is it?
      Aug 31, 2017
    2. FrankenCub
      FrankenCub
      Sure is. Property we're cleaning up is downhill away from the road 130yds, not wet other than a couple spots but parts can be slick after rain. No official driveway in it yet. Just a two wheel path. Also need 4x4 and low range for pulling some roots. It's put us behind schedule.
      Aug 31, 2017
    3. FrankenCub
      FrankenCub
      The builder actually called earlier this afternoon, the part he was waiting on finally came in. He was putting everything else aside to get my t-case done. Will be picking it up tomorrow.
      Aug 31, 2017
  25. Edwardteach72
    Edwardteach72
    Stop putting pretzels in Chex mix
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    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      OMG YES!
      Aug 29, 2017
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    3. timboy
      timboy
      I know,I hate it when the ruin perfectly good pretzels by mixing it with Chex :puke:
      Aug 30, 2017
  26. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Getting so close to my first civilian firearms training class! I'm so excited!
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    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Tomorrow morning, the 2nd, in Pittsburgh. I'm getting all my gear and stuffs together now.
      Sep 1, 2017
    4. Edwardteach72
      Edwardteach72
      Awesome enjoy, post up on how it goes
      Sep 1, 2017
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    5. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I surely will.
      Sep 1, 2017
  27. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    "How can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? Man dosen't even trust his own pants!"
  28. Podmonkey
    Podmonkey
    Eegads, pickle farts are horrible!
  29. Dayten
    Dayten
    Ya know what... there hasn't been a terrorist attack in the US Since trump took oath...
    1. Jsmegs77
      Jsmegs77
      Unless you count Antifa...
      Aug 23, 2017
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    2. Deplorable Me
      Deplorable Me
      Those would be children going to time out.
      Aug 23, 2017
    3. Dayten
      Dayten
      Then we're dealing with domestic terrorist :)
      Aug 24, 2017
  30. FrankenCub
    FrankenCub
    On to transfer case #2..fuck me. No high range at all. Maybe a reman this time :-/