Magnus
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Birthday:
Aug 9, 1986 (Age: 31)
Location:
Yonkers, NY
Occupation:
Mechanical Designer

Magnus

.223 Rem, Male, 31, from Yonkers, NY

Alone I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted. Sep 25, 2017

Magnus was last seen:
Oct 17, 2017 at 10:35 AM
    1. Magnus
      Magnus
      Alone I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
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      2. Darth
        Darth
        :'(
        Sep 25, 2017
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      3. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Smartphone in the john? Never borrow a stranger's phone.
        Sep 26, 2017
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    2. Magnus
      Magnus
      Who has time for work with all the stuff you want to look up online.
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    3. Magnus
      Magnus
      Had an interview a few days ago, had a slip of the tongue. Blurted out that I like to target shoot.....no call back yet.
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      3. UltraT
        UltraT
        Darn, I guess some people can't handle reality.
        May 1, 2017
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      4. Cleck
        Cleck
        Damn, their faces gave that much away? That's ridiculous
        May 2, 2017
      5. Magnus
        Magnus
        It was a very noticeable expression on both faces, bbbutttt they got back to me for a 2nd interview today so they weren't that scared.
        May 2, 2017
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    4. Magnus
      Magnus
      Do not feel like working today, time to browse the guns.
      1. Cleck and Deplorable Me like this.
      2. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        I'll second that.
        Dec 30, 2016
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      3. Cleck
        Cleck
        That's been me all week. Only one in the office, I got minimal work done. 15 tabs open, 3 work related. 3 at best.
        Dec 30, 2016
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    5. Magnus
      Magnus
      Waiting for the Fedex person to bring my reloading supplies. A present from myself to myself for not murdering anybody this year.
      1. NYGuns, swilliams and Cleck like this.
      2. Darth
        Darth
        Not murdering people is overrated.
        Dec 2, 2016
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      3. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        The year's not over.
        Dec 2, 2016
      4. Magnus
        Magnus
        Lucky for me, I'm not an Indian giver.
        Dec 2, 2016
    6. Magnus
      Magnus
      Just saw a "Make Donald Trump Drumpf again" bumper sticker. What does that even mean?
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    7. Magnus
      Magnus
      Not having your wife around to nag is expensive. New holster, new knife, ammo and concealment clothing.
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    8. Magnus
      Magnus
      The early bird sneaks off to the gun store before the wife wakes up!
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      3. Magnus
        Magnus
        it's cozy here...
        Oct 22, 2016
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      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I had a buddy once that liked being in the dog house because "It just means my wife doesn't talk to me".
        Oct 22, 2016
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      5. Magnus
        Magnus
        lol I've heard that once or twice. The peace doesn't last too long in my case.
        Oct 22, 2016
    9. Magnus
      Magnus
      Think my gun killed someone today. Woke up with 7 in the magazine, when I cleared it just now I found 6...
      1. Darth
        Darth
        What if it was, like, yourself man. And this is all from another dimension. Woah...
        Oct 17, 2016
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Nah, you just got one of them ghost guns. They do that.
        Oct 17, 2016
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    10. Magnus
      Magnus
      In NYC for a few. If I see something, I watch it for a while from a safe distance and see what happens....
    11. Magnus
      Magnus
      I'm all for women's rights, until one holds the door open for me. How dare she emasculate me like that....I need to buy a bigger gun.
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      2. Dayten
        Dayten
        Just happened to me today, I feel violate, I need a safety pin ASAP
        Dec 2, 2016
    12. Magnus
      Magnus
      Got my first gun belt. 5.11, love it.
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    13. Magnus
      Magnus
      hey this little posting thingy is pretty cool
    14. Magnus
      Magnus
      Most would say I was working, most would be wrong.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Aug 9, 1986 (Age: 31)
    Location:
    Yonkers, NY
    Occupation:
    Mechanical Designer

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    “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

    -General James "MadDog Mattis, U.S. Marine Corps.