Podmonkey
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Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 39)
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Cambria co. PA

Podmonkey

.338 Win Mag, Male, 39, from Cambria co. PA

Monthly Shot Winner U.S. Military

Lookin at a Taco Bell directly next to a Taco John's in a plaza with a Moe's. Across the street is a Chipotles. Alrighty then. Oct 19, 2017 at 7:08 PM

Podmonkey was last seen:
Oct 20, 2017 at 1:53 PM
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Lookin at a Taco Bell directly next to a Taco John's in a plaza with a Moe's. Across the street is a Chipotles. Alrighty then.
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      2. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Clean? Except the bathrooms.
        Oct 20, 2017 at 7:08 AM
      3. Exonautic
        Exonautic
        no like a stomach and ass hole doctor.
        Oct 20, 2017 at 8:47 AM
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Oh, I dunno. I didn't eat there so I didn't need to find out.
        Oct 20, 2017 at 12:47 PM
    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Whoever is making the Loves storebranded beef jerky, its excellent! Big, long dry strips like its supposed to be. Not slimy or chewy.
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Slimy and chewy beef jerky or GTFO.
        Oct 18, 2017 at 6:43 PM
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Wet jerky is fucking disgusting! Jerky should not be chewwing gum. The dryer the better. I'd like to get a 55 gallon drum of this stuff for the truck.
        Oct 18, 2017 at 6:48 PM
      3. Darth
        Darth
        Matador is the shiz.
        Oct 18, 2017 at 6:56 PM
    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm so tired I literally cannot see straight. Everything is all wavy and bobbing around slightly. Good thing I'm parked up for the day.
      1. FrankenCub
        FrankenCub
        "liberally"???? You must be tired...or sick. Run 6 mags and call me in the morning!
        Oct 18, 2017 at 11:18 AM
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      2. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Hate that feeling, like being punch drunk. Worse for you, you're prone to be irritable.
        Oct 18, 2017 at 11:40 AM
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I am pretty disturbed that i only managed to sleep for 5.5 hours after a 30 hour stretch of being awake. I feel awake and alert but I'm seriously sleep depruved this week, I should have slept like a stone till the alarm went off
        Oct 18, 2017 at 6:50 PM
    4. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      People are aggravating.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Ya think?
        Oct 18, 2017 at 9:52 AM
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Um......... Yes?
        Oct 18, 2017 at 9:54 AM
    5. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Wow, my PS4 has survived a second tumble to the floor. I dunno how many airborne excursions it has left in it, but XBox aint this tough!
      1. Dayten
        Dayten
        you're right, xbox is tougher. All honest, get a case for your PS4, drill the thing in the damn wall.
        Oct 16, 2017 at 11:18 AM
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Company truck, I cannot permanently alter it in any way. I stick it on my bunk when I'm driving but sometimes I forget and leave it on the shelf.
        Oct 16, 2017 at 11:25 AM
      3. Dayten
        Dayten
        Duct tape
        Oct 16, 2017 at 11:46 AM
    6. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ah, Shoemakers, one of my favorite spots! Soup, salad and meatloaf with mash n gravies. Almost as good as Mom's cooking.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        How good are the mashed taters? Real or boxed?
        Oct 14, 2017 at 10:21 PM
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        judging from the lumps I'd say real. Not a lot of lumps, but enough to reveal they're not instant. Shoemakers is alright, its honest home cookin'. Meatloaf was really good. Potatoes in the potato n' ham soup were under done though.
        Oct 14, 2017 at 10:26 PM
    7. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      @Steve H, you win 5 internets for your avatar. "Your arms off!" "No it isn't." "Yes it is!" "Tis a flesh wound!"
    8. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Why is it illegal to murder exceptionally inconsiderate people?
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        It's murder only if they find the body. ;)
        Oct 10, 2017
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        <munch munch, sluurp, buuurp> What'd you say?
        Oct 10, 2017
    9. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Weekend B team is behaving like F Troop.
    10. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I swear, rural NY is the creepiest, banjo playinest country around!
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      2. swilliams
        swilliams
        LOL. I so know what you mean. West Virginia ain't got nothin' on Sullivan County.
        Oct 9, 2017
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      3. HEX
        HEX
        You ever heard of Oniontown, NY ? It's legendary around here. Even the police don't really go in there.
        Oct 12, 2017
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        No, I haven't. You've piqued my curiosity though. Is the sound of banjos in the wind there?
        Oct 12, 2017
    11. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      M'okay, I just had one of the weirdest encounters of my trucking career! No time now but post later.
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      2. Darth
        Darth
        Sorry about that, I assumed you were good with glory holes.
        Oct 8, 2017
    12. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Why does everybody want their money at the same time?!
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Wanting and getting are two different things, first they have to catch you.
        Oct 4, 2017
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I suppose I should be grateful I can pay all the bills at once like this. Wasn't long ago a single bill exhausted my funds.
        Oct 4, 2017
    13. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ugh, my legs have totally fallen asleep. Hey @GOPerfect, I'm living your nightmare! Doesn't bother me though.
    14. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      How pathetic do you have to be to wait on a lotto machine to be repaired instead of going "Oh, guess I'll try another day"?
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        The highlight of some people's day.
        Sep 30, 2017
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Very sad. I mean I'll do the occasional ticket too but only on a whim.
        Sep 30, 2017
      3. Exonautic
        Exonautic
        whenever something gets in the way of a gambler, they assume that if they just give up, that that would of been their day to win.
        Oct 1, 2017
    15. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      NOW BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN A RAPID VERTICAL MOTION...............troop.
    16. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Well that TV of mine is broken. I've busted 3 of em now. I need something with a screen that isn't so delicate!
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Stop throwing things at the news broadcast.
        Sep 26, 2017
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Nah, I forgot too lay it flat on my bunk before moving, it flopped over onto a ps4 controller and cracked the screen
        Sep 26, 2017
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Well I procured a replacement, wanted one size smaller and thought thats what I got. Turns out its the same exact size, 40". Nice TV, Sony Bravia, 1080p, 120hz refresh. Don't have anything that outputs 4k so I don't need it.
        Sep 26, 2017
    17. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I just beat down the Grinch. I'm running grouch town now mofos!
    18. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      @holdover, was that you picking up a beer load at AB in Cloumbus OH earlier this afternoon in the green Prime truck?
    19. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I thinking a bolt of lightning just struck very nearby. A blinding flash concurrent with a peal of thunder so loud it rocked my truck!
    20. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      My ps4 has somehow managed to survive what must have been a brutal fall from the shelf and across the cab. Xbone would surely have broken.
    21. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      If my dispatcher were in arms reach of me right now, I'd be going to prison for doing Rob Zombie level stuff to him.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        An impromptu gender change?
        Sep 15, 2017
    22. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      OOOOOOOklahoma where the people have very little brain...............
      1. Darth
        Darth
        s
        Sep 10, 2017
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Wait how did the song go? was it rain then plains or the opposite?
        Sep 10, 2017
    23. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      @dsdmmat, I'm not a reloader so I didn't wanna gunk up your Karma thread but a "like" to you sir!
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      2. dsdmmat
        dsdmmat
        You can post in there I will only count the posts that conform with the rules.
        Sep 8, 2017
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Eh, why make you wade through a bunch of fluff?
        Sep 8, 2017
      4. dsdmmat
        dsdmmat
        Not like everyone else isnt going to be posting crap in the thread, but thanks!
        Sep 8, 2017
    24. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      To all our Admins and everyone else, happy anniversary!!
    25. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Home strange home.
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    26. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Getting so close to my first civilian firearms training class! I'm so excited!
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Tomorrow morning, the 2nd, in Pittsburgh. I'm getting all my gear and stuffs together now.
        Sep 1, 2017
      4. Edwardteach72
        Edwardteach72
        Awesome enjoy, post up on how it goes
        Sep 1, 2017
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      5. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I surely will.
        Sep 1, 2017
    27. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      "How can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? Man dosen't even trust his own pants!"
    28. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Eegads, pickle farts are horrible!
    29. swilliams
      swilliams
      Hey Podmonkey. You enjoying it that you're no longer a 'shifty' type guy? How's the new truck working out?
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Its working very well. I kinda like the automatic even. Though I miss shifting the gears myself.
        Only thing is the stereo sounds awful.
        Aug 20, 2017
      3. swilliams
        swilliams
        Will the company let you replace it?
        Aug 20, 2017
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Nope. I'm stuck with it.
        Aug 20, 2017
    30. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Been hangin out in WI, land of my birth, visiting family I haven't seen in 8yrs. Good people, I've missed em.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 39)
    Location:
    Cambria co. PA

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    Runnin' hard like a demon on the heavy metal highway