Podmonkey
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Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 40)
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Trucker

Podmonkey

.450/400 Nitro Ex, Male, 40, from Cambria co. PA

Monthly Shot Winner U.S. Military

I just observed a truckstop employee scream obscenities at his boss, knock over a candy display and storm off, presumably having quit. Jun 20, 2018 at 5:12 PM

Podmonkey was last seen:
Jun 22, 2018 at 3:00 AM
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I just observed a truckstop employee scream obscenities at his boss, knock over a candy display and storm off, presumably having quit.
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I was relieved to see someone angrier than myself for a change.
        Jun 20, 2018 at 5:13 PM
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      3. NYGuns
        NYGuns
        You sure it wasn't you? Lol
        Jun 21, 2018 at 6:43 AM
    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Does anyone wanna see the guts of a Magpul D60?
      1. Prudii
        Prudii
        Sure.
        Jun 19, 2018 at 4:14 AM
    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I have been in a terribly cranky mood lately.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Lately?
        Jun 13, 2018
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      2. nortatoga
        nortatoga
        Somebody needs a Hug!!
        Jun 14, 2018
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Lack of sleep I think it is. I feel better today. But yesterday, all day, I just wanted rip someone's, ANYONE's head off.
        Jun 14, 2018
    4. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I really like peanut butter.
      1. Deplorable Me likes this.
      2. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Crunchy, on toasted rye bread.....
        Jun 12, 2018
      3. Edwardteach72
        Edwardteach72
        have you had cashew butter yet?
        Jun 13, 2018
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        No. I dislike cashews.
        Jun 13, 2018
    5. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Sticks make me happy
    6. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I am going to pursue the wares at outpost armory again. I intend to purchase a modest quantity of 7.62x51 and some M Lok stuff.
      1. Edwardteach72 likes this.
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I decided to go to Walmart and purchase Tupperware instead. Two items of Tupperware that hold approximately 100% more than the typical contents.
        May 29, 2018
    7. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I swear to God, one of these days I'm just going to straight up murder one of these shippers/receivers with my bare hands.
      1. Exonautic likes this.
      2. Edwardteach72
        Edwardteach72
        Not going to lie when I first read this I thought it was going to say strippers for some reason
        May 25, 2018
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I think it has been about 20 years since I have been in a strip club.
        May 25, 2018
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    8. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Third party candidate, Don Blankenship, in VA? Makes me think of Kenny Blankenship from that MXC show.
      1. Edwardteach72
        Edwardteach72
        I cant remember which one it was, but I met one the hosts of that show. Turns out he is the Mayor of Miyazaki Japan (well he was when we were there) super cool super funny guy
        May 25, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        No shit? That is the coolest thing I've heard all week!
        May 25, 2018
    9. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm looking to move to the Atlantia area now.
      1. libertysnake
        libertysnake
        I could consider Atlanta. It's not horrible for my line of work. They rank pretty close to Texas as well on 2A friendliness.

        Should look into the cost of living / average home cost down in suburban areas.
        May 20, 2018
      2. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Two cities that are absolutely booming with an influx of out-of-staters are Atlanta, GA and Houston, TX. Houston is a HUGE city, 4th largest in US
        May 20, 2018
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Atlanta is to busy for me. But I'm moving to be closer to my main squeeze.
        May 25, 2018
    10. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Brewing up a memorable night I am.
      1. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        A memorable night it was indeed!
        May 19, 2018
    11. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      The song from when Butch ran over Marcellus Wallace is playing.
    12. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm bumming around in the Cheektowaga Cabelas if anyone is in the area.
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      2. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        I'm about 3 hours ENE of you buddy
        May 16, 2018
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      3. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        You shit I'm about 8 miles north. Couple of my gun club friends work there. Damn....
        May 16, 2018
    13. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Rooples. Pooples.
    14. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Hoo boy, first time I've been through northern Nevada. This trip could end up costing me A LOT of money if I'm not careful!
      1. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Stay out of the whorehouses and gambling joints. You shoulda posted a pic of a roadrunner.
        May 7, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I am, I will. I got responsibles now!
        May 7, 2018
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    15. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      You know you are really pissed when you can feel your pulse in your eyeballs. I think I've said this before. Several times.
      1. timboy
        timboy
        Been there many times brother,goosefraba...goosefraba...
        Apr 28, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Um......<channels Ron White> What?
        Apr 28, 2018
    16. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Today I saw 3 camels..... in a field....... in Oklahoma. Seriously.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Wise men off taking a pee?
        Apr 14, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I didn't see anyone. Just the camels. They were dromedaries.
        Apr 14, 2018
    17. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I don't like the sound of these 'ere "boncentration bamps".
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    18. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Thinking about having my beloved DD rifle refinished in Cerakote.
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Original finish was just hydrodipped. However I know from experience that DD's customer service is incredible.
        Apr 11, 2018
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        It appears that Daniel Defense is actually going to refinish under warranty. Can y'all belive that? I just asked en how much it would cost me for them to do it!
        Apr 13, 2018
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Guy from the warranty emailed me today saying he was sorry that they couldn't redo it in the original Kryptek Typhon but they could do it it in the Deep Woods Cerakote. I didn't even especially like the Typhon hydrodip but that Deep Woods color is the tits!
        Apr 13, 2018
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    19. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm watching another driver in my company completely losing his mind. Its not pleasant. Makes me want to keep a lid on my own shit now.
      1. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Prob good idea
        Apr 4, 2018
      2. Cleck
        Cleck
        Ooh, 'splain?
        Apr 5, 2018
    20. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Man I bought a lot of ammo this week! I didn't even realize it but I've bought more ammo this week than I ever have before!
      1. NYGuns likes this.
    21. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Could some link me to the "what did you pickup today?" thread? I can't find it.
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Mar 31, 2018
    22. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ol' podmonkey is fixin' to have a wild day tomorrow!
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      3. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        you wouldnt put a plastic bag on your grandmas head, would you?
        Mar 27, 2018
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I am fucking EXHAUSTED!! Taking a little break now. Some food, little TV. Its nice.
        Mar 28, 2018
      5. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        You dont get a break
        Mar 29, 2018
    23. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Does anyone else have permanent sinking feeling?
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      2. Exonautic
        Exonautic
        Yeah, I understand that. Being at my age, just seeing our country slowly go to shit and basically turn against everything I believe in. It sucks.
        Mar 21, 2018
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      3. libertysnake
        libertysnake
        Read some good stoic philosophy. I was a fan of the stoics ever since college. Hell, even Mattis carries around a copy of "The Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius with him. You can find a translation online here. The Internet Classics Archive | The Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

        It's antiquated, but the core lessons still ring true.
        Mar 21, 2018
      4. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Tell ya what, after that Fed $1.3T budget, I'll join you
        Mar 24, 2018
    24. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Crete just hit another Crete backing into a spot. In a Crete yard. Oops. Well the paperwork will be easy at least.
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        GOAL. ;)
        Mar 20, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Yep, he did not. Marrietta yard is a little tight, a little recon would be the sensible thing to do.
        Mar 20, 2018
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    25. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Got some slicey, dicey Spyderco goodness inbound. Thread comin' at ya in two weeks!
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Two weeks!? Are they mining the steel for you personally?
        Mar 15, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        No, obviously its because I won't be home to pick it up in two weeks. Its prolly sitting in the office by now.
        Mar 15, 2018
    26. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Oh, fuck me! Now I got Weners parked on both sides of me. And I just had my hood mirrors replaced from the last Werner idiot.
    27. SmallGameAddict
      SmallGameAddict
      Jesus Don't remember the exact town. Weren't in the Gulf Coast bubble yet bc it was only 40's in Feb
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        When I was stationed in Ft Hood I drove up to Buffalo several times . 1300 mile trip, did it in 19 hours once. Was speeding like a maniac the whole time.
        Mar 10, 2018
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Arkansas is pretty boring, yeah. But so is Oklahoma.
        Mar 10, 2018
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      4. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Those days are behind me, I like a hot meal a hot shower and a decent nights sleep on a long road trip. My gf won't drive
        Mar 10, 2018
    28. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      If you own an RV you wanna do me a big favor and go kill yourself please? I aint got time for your slow asses, I have a job to do.
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Ha! Suck it! The thing about us truckers is the road is our literal home, we live there. Eveyone else are just guests.
        Mar 10, 2018
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      3. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Glad I was just passing thru. Stopped in Ole Miss for a motel room for the night
        Mar 10, 2018
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Where? Cause I read that as the University of Mississippi
        Mar 10, 2018
    29. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      You know you are in a rough area when the truckstop you're at has an armed guard around.
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        But did you die
        Mar 3, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I cannot die. Didn't you know that?
        Mar 3, 2018
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    30. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      "Judas was content with $4,970 less." "There weren't no dollars in them days." "But sons of bitches........yeah."
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 40)
    Location:
    Cambria co. PA
    Occupation:
    Trucker

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