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Podmonkey
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"I'm only a dolphin mam"
"A DOLPHIN?!........well okay"
I fell out of the back of a trailer last night right onto my knee caps and now there are the same color and shape as a plum.
Driving large commercial trucks in winter is so much fun! It's not at all like a combination of rectal exam/root canal/horror movie.
Nothing like taking a nice, long, relaxing dump on company time.
In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed Communists"
"Evil" is an abstract and arbitrary construct.
I ate a can of Hormel Tamales. Not great, not awful. I do however have the feeling of someone who has loaded a nuclear shell into Atomic Annie.
I hate waiting in line behind someone picking out what flavor of cancer they want to smoke
If you see a truck with Arabic script on it and the ridiculous dangling trim inside be warned: it's code for "doesn't know how to drive".
Impeach Biden!
Tick tok tick tok po po postal po po postal POSTAL POSTAL POSTALWAITHE!
They need to teach you flatbed boys how to back, damn!
"We can tell the difference between dogs and pigs and bread."
God made a huge mistake when he let Noah escape the floods. He should have annihilated everything then. He should do it now.
DESTROY THE EARTH!
I am working on my F150 while carrying a gun. 'MURICA!!
There is no smokin' in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position in bed spends a night in the box.
I drink monster to get through day because it's not legal to do meth.
City people should stay in their cities and not infect the rest of the country with their presence.
Z Monster is kicking my tail this morning. Like it does every morning. I should sue for chronic abuse.
Triple digit temps in southern PA today.
This early into summer? What in the name of Walt Wittman's riding lawnmower is up with that?!
Sleep deprivation is a way of life. My way of life. I am so flicken' tired right now.
I'll have an item of unobtainium waiting for me when I get home.
I have reached something of a milestone in my life; I had to get some reading glasses.
Just got a call from work: I got a $1 per hour raise. No reason given as to why, I will happily take it however.
Two new guns to shoot this weekend and I go ahead and slice open my trigger finger. Well ain't that peachy?
@Edwardteach72, managed to secure quite a bit of 9mm ammo for the inaugural trip with the SIG. If the Romeo Pro gets through a 1k round burn down test think that will start to change your mind?
Just cooked up a ribeye for dinner. USDA Prime, medium rare. It was farking good!!
Dogs has bananas -
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