Podmonkey
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Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 39)
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Cambria co. PA

Podmonkey

.308 Win, Male, 39, from Cambria co. PA

Monthly Shot Winner U.S. Military

I hate those stupid slugworth glasses shcumeroids wears. Jun 26, 2017 at 6:51 PM

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Jun 27, 2017 at 12:20 AM
    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I hate those stupid slugworth glasses shcumeroids wears.
    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Pancakes for din dins!
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      2. Darth
        Darth
        I did Nazi that coming...
        Jun 24, 2017 at 7:34 PM
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Your pun has caused my duodenum to rupture. I hope you are happy.
        Jun 24, 2017 at 8:12 PM
      4. Darth
        Jun 24, 2017 at 8:22 PM
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    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I got up at 0600 and drove 277 miles to work. Then I drove 400 miles for work. I'm tired, go sleep now.
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    4. MilesTeg
      MilesTeg
      Too bad your thread "How long do y'all typically carry? What is the longest time you've carried" went off the rails, I think it would be a perfect opportunity to talk about different holsters. I thinking about trying out appendix carry to see if I like it. I think the key to mine and your situations is we need to try out different holsters and find one that works for us.
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      2. freddy
        freddy
        Ask and ye shall receive... (see handgun forum)
        Jun 19, 2017
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        It did get a little of the rails I suppose. That's fine. The thread was just an elaborate way of me whinning about my holster chaffing me.
        Jun 19, 2017
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    5. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      If my life were a book today's chapter would be titled "Bedknobs and Clusterfucks".
    6. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Been working since 6PM yesterday (10th) Not done yet. Monkey tired now, wanna go sleep.
    7. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Holy shiznitt!!!!!!!!!! Just got a message from the big cheese that all of Cretes trucks are getting the speed limiter bumped to 65! Yay!
      1. Plater1
        Plater1
        Awesome, Lance Armstrong wont be able to pass you on his bike anymore.:)
        Jun 8, 2017
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    8. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Having lunch at a crowded Subway. Feinsteins on TV questioning Comey. I loudly blurted "Shut the fuck up you dumb cow!" Oops.
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      2. Plater1
        Plater1
        If you are still in Texas you should be ok.
        Jun 8, 2017
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I got one or two worried looks but everyone else was chuckling.
        One guy let loose a heck of a belly laugh. I just couldn't help it.
        Jun 8, 2017
    9. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      In El Paso now. Sure hope I don't run into that hunchback guy!
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      2. Plater1
        Plater1
        The food is awesome down there. Did you get a load to Cali?
        Jun 7, 2017
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Why would anyone think I have a secretary? I was parked and being unloaded.
        And nope. My western sojourns have been cut short. Headed to Lafayette LA. Maybe I can get back out there.
        Jun 7, 2017
      4. swilliams
        swilliams
        My sister used to call El Paso "Hell Paso". She hated it. Then they got stationed in Hawaii next.
        Jun 8, 2017
    10. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      G'night everybody, gotta move out at O' asscrack of the morning.
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Thats about 2AM, if you were wondering.
        Jun 6, 2017
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    11. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      The southwest is a special place. I'm watching a storm sweep over the plains of New Mexico. Can see but not hear lightning. Its beautiful.
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      3. Plater1
        Plater1
        Cool, maybe they will dispatch you farther west?
        Jun 6, 2017
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      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Oh, I really do hope! I wanna travel up I 15 again! I wanna hit Portland again too. Now that its summer I wanna tour the Rockies!
        Jun 6, 2017
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      5. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Wha-waa! Headed to Lafayette LA. Sigh.
        Jun 7, 2017
    12. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Alright. Emporia KS is on the list!
    13. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      While it tasted alright the Huddle House sausage,bacon n' gravy stuffed hashbrowns are NOT settling well AT ALL.
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      2. swilliams
        swilliams
        First the breakfast burritos, and now this? It's bad enough I have to hear about my husband's gastro intricacies, I get to hear about yours, too? LOL. Hope you feel better today.
        Jun 4, 2017
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        sorry, but you didn hafa click on it! I feel fine this morning.
        Jun 4, 2017
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      4. prambo
        prambo
        Just reading the description was too much for me!! Gotta take a huge dump!!

        If you still have your gallbladder, watch out if you have to have it out. You'll be buying Depends Armored Edition.
        Jun 4, 2017
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    14. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      In response to recent world events I have purchased a purse.
      1. Plater1
        Plater1
        As long as it matches your shoes, then it's ok.
        Jun 3, 2017
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Yes it is a very pretty purse in tastefully subdued colors. I imagine it would pair well with my shoes.
        Jun 3, 2017
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    15. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Didn't have nuthin but a can o green beens to eat, so I'm havin' a porterhouse!
    16. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      El Dorado, hoooooooooo!!
      1. Plater1
        Plater1
        Texas?
        Jun 1, 2017
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Kansas actually.
        Jun 1, 2017
    17. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Its, like, hot n stuff.
    18. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I had green beans out of the can for breakfast.
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      2. Cleck
        Cleck
        Ah, lol. Didn't know this was a regular thing. No, that pun wasn't intended, lol. Nevermind, haha
        Jun 1, 2017
      3. prambo
        prambo
        Freakin' health nut!! Refried beans are the ticket.
        Jun 1, 2017
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        It was the last item of food I had!
        And it is the only thing I'be had to eat today. Till I go kill the shit out of the buffet for dinner, very shortly.
        Jun 1, 2017
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    19. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I wanna strangle whoever is in charge of omnitracs to death!
      1. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        With their own intestines!
        May 31, 2017
      2. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        That would require them to have guts in the first place.
        Jun 1, 2017
    20. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ah, corn dogs n' burritos. Lunch of champions!
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      2. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Save it for Albany.
        May 30, 2017
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Are you mad?! I'm 600 miles from there!
        May 30, 2017
      4. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Anticipation
        May 30, 2017
    21. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I walked into a shitter stall and saw there was a bar of soap sitting atop the TP dispencer. So I noped outta there and used another.
      1. Darth
        Darth
        You don't worsh out your asshole after pinching a loaf!? :eek:
        May 28, 2017
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I use toilet paper like a normal human being. I certainly would not use some random ass bar of soap in any case.
        May 28, 2017
    22. Plater1
      Plater1
      Maybe it does have an air leak?
      1. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Everythings all quiet now. Think I'm good.
        May 28, 2017
    23. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      @Plater1, #when you can't decide if your trailer has an airleak or if its just taking a long time to air up after sitting. Irritating
    24. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm not sure why but it kinda blows my mind that its only 350mi from Kentucky to Michigan. Seems like it should be farther than that.
    25. swilliams
      swilliams
      You 'quack' me up.
      1. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Ducks, ducks eveverywhere.. ducks.......ducks........ducks.
        May 26, 2017
      2. Darth
        Darth
        Thank jeers, you 2 posted a quote near each other. Now I can cut this out, and point out that I'm not crazy. You sly foxes!
        May 26, 2017
      3. swilliams
        swilliams
        We PA people gotta stick together.
        May 26, 2017
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    26. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      "Measures have been taken"
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Lufkin or Stanley?
        May 23, 2017
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        greyman
        May 26, 2017
    27. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Every minute I am not driving, after I have started my clock, costs me 4 cents in lost income. Every minute.
    28. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Is it all the sun that makes Floridians such space cadets?
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Florida is the one state I hate a full 12 months for it's weather.
        May 21, 2017
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Could also have just been the fact I was outside of Daytona Beach at the time, which is the national capitol of drug addled burnouts.
        May 21, 2017
      3. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        I use to ship out of Ft Lauterdale and Port Caneveral in January. Hated the rain, humidity and thunderstorms. Sucks if you work there.
        May 21, 2017
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    29. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I'm just about to start my day. Work day that is. Y'all are still sleepin'.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Safe travels driver.
        May 21, 2017
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      2. swilliams
        swilliams
        Yeah. Got us beat, though the scouts' dang senior patrol leader decided 5:30 am would be a good wake-up time. What's the matter with that kid!!
        May 22, 2017
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    30. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Just finished up my big range trip. I've been here since 10AM.
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      2. 4excal
        4excal
        Nice! hardcore.
        May 16, 2017
      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I only get to shoot but once a month, so when I go I go hard!
        May 16, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 39)
    Location:
    Cambria co. PA

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    Runnin' hard like a demon on the heavy metal highway