Podmonkey
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Trucker

Podmonkey

.475 A&M Magnum, Male, 41, from Cambria co. PA

Monthly Shot Winner U.S. Military

Whenever I see a democrat on TV I become enraged. Jun 13, 2019 at 3:29 PM

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    1. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Does anyone else have permanent sinking feeling?
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      2. Exonautic
        Exonautic
        Yeah, I understand that. Being at my age, just seeing our country slowly go to shit and basically turn against everything I believe in. It sucks.
        Mar 21, 2018
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      3. libertysnake
        libertysnake
        Read some good stoic philosophy. I was a fan of the stoics ever since college. Hell, even Mattis carries around a copy of "The Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius with him. You can find a translation online here. The Internet Classics Archive | The Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

        It's antiquated, but the core lessons still ring true.
        Mar 21, 2018
      4. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Tell ya what, after that Fed $1.3T budget, I'll join you
        Mar 24, 2018
    2. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Crete just hit another Crete backing into a spot. In a Crete yard. Oops. Well the paperwork will be easy at least.
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        GOAL. ;)
        Mar 20, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Yep, he did not. Marrietta yard is a little tight, a little recon would be the sensible thing to do.
        Mar 20, 2018
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    3. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Got some slicey, dicey Spyderco goodness inbound. Thread comin' at ya in two weeks!
      1. Darth
        Darth
        Two weeks!? Are they mining the steel for you personally?
        Mar 15, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        No, obviously its because I won't be home to pick it up in two weeks. Its prolly sitting in the office by now.
        Mar 15, 2018
    4. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Oh, fuck me! Now I got Weners parked on both sides of me. And I just had my hood mirrors replaced from the last Werner idiot.
    5. SmallGameAddict
      SmallGameAddict
      Jesus Don't remember the exact town. Weren't in the Gulf Coast bubble yet bc it was only 40's in Feb
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        When I was stationed in Ft Hood I drove up to Buffalo several times . 1300 mile trip, did it in 19 hours once. Was speeding like a maniac the whole time.
        Mar 10, 2018
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Arkansas is pretty boring, yeah. But so is Oklahoma.
        Mar 10, 2018
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      4. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Those days are behind me, I like a hot meal a hot shower and a decent nights sleep on a long road trip. My gf won't drive
        Mar 10, 2018
    6. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      If you own an RV you wanna do me a big favor and go kill yourself please? I aint got time for your slow asses, I have a job to do.
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Ha! Suck it! The thing about us truckers is the road is our literal home, we live there. Eveyone else are just guests.
        Mar 10, 2018
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      3. SmallGameAddict
        SmallGameAddict
        Glad I was just passing thru. Stopped in Ole Miss for a motel room for the night
        Mar 10, 2018
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Where? Cause I read that as the University of Mississippi
        Mar 10, 2018
    7. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      You know you are in a rough area when the truckstop you're at has an armed guard around.
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        But did you die
        Mar 3, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        I cannot die. Didn't you know that?
        Mar 3, 2018
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    8. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      "Judas was content with $4,970 less." "There weren't no dollars in them days." "But sons of bitches........yeah."
    9. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Late day today, just knocked off for the night. Late start though, didn't start rolling till 9am
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        You're burning daylight.
        Feb 27, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Had to do a piss test this morning and the offices run on bankers hours.
        Feb 27, 2018
    10. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Do we have any forum memebers that do Kydex work? I wanted something custom for a Leatherman tool
    11. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Ah... No visit with the family is complete without a trip to Ted's Hotdogs!
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Hooray for you.
        Feb 24, 2018
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      4. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        So tell me...how many hotdogs did you annihilate?
        Feb 24, 2018
      5. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        One. And some onion rings. Ted's has great food! Great burgers too.
        Feb 24, 2018
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    12. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I freaking swear, if someone buzzes me one more fricken time on the Qualcomm I'll.............be very cross.
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        You get my Buzz?
        Feb 21, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Um.......buzz? From you? No. Unless you were the onentelling me to make sure I drive 55 in the 55 zones in Indiana.
        Feb 21, 2018
      3. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        That was me
        Feb 21, 2018
    13. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Sup @Burzum? Hadn't seen you around lately.
    14. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I have noticed a sustained influx of new folks lately. Wonderful!
      1. Bananabandit
        Bananabandit
        Its not
        Feb 17, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Don't be such a negative nelly.
        Feb 17, 2018
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    15. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Good grief, its raining buckets all over the south east! I had to ford a low lying spot on I40 through the valley. Cars were stuck there.
      1. Prudii
        Prudii
        Are you in NC?
        Feb 11, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Was this morning. In Kentucky now.
        Feb 11, 2018
    16. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Why can't there be anything good to post about today? All I see is stuff that makes me mad.
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    17. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Today's example of excessive street naming: Willow Springs Church Rd, ext.
      1. swilliams
        swilliams
        First thought is 'how the hell do you fit that return address on an envelope'. Second thought is 'damn, I'm old. Nobody does that anymore'.
        Feb 10, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Come to find out its named after, I presume, the willow springs church that it runs by.
        Feb 10, 2018
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    18. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Saw something about a "police involved shooting" going down in Atlanta. I'm near Atlanta. Riots to follow?
    19. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      There is a guy here that is wider than he is tall.
      1. Darth
        Darth
        We call that a choad.
        Feb 7, 2018
    20. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Dispatch has their head up their ass this week.
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        Again?
        Feb 7, 2018
    21. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      @ArmedCorgi, do you think corgis are too high energy to be a good trucker dog?
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Well, @ArmedCorgi, do they make good pillows? I'm guessing the typical corgi would not appreciate that very much.
        Jan 30, 2018
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      3. ArmedCorgi
        ArmedCorgi
        Certainly not the armed ones, lol. They are basically a mid sized dog with dwarf legs. their bark doesn't sound like a small dogs bark. They are very smart , stubborn , loyal and believe it or not they make good alarm dogs.
        Jan 30, 2018
      4. Edwardteach72
        Edwardteach72
        Loaf dogs are awesome
        Jan 31, 2018
    22. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Stayed up late shootin' the shit with a pair of Vietnam Vets. Was a pleasure.
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Scary? That don't sound good. Guys I met were a laugh riot.
        Jan 30, 2018
      4. swilliams
        swilliams
        Yeah. It's called Teach an 18 Year Old Girl Why You Don't Hitch-hike Lesson. It was pretty damned effective. I'll post later.
        Jan 30, 2018
      5. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        That's REALLY not good, yipes! I often take for granted that looking like a grizzly bear people seldom target me for their shenanigans. But not always, and yes I have run into some unusual folks.
        Jan 30, 2018
    23. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Lol, the Dickens Cider bit never gets old.
    24. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      The No Frog is my spirit animal.
    25. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Hoo boy, today is gonna be a heavy caffeine day
      1. Exonautic
        Exonautic
        red bulls and espresso are two of my best friends, so enjoy.
        Jan 25, 2018
      2. libertysnake
        Jan 25, 2018
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Oh sure, DOT would just LOVE that!
        Jan 25, 2018
    26. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      Today's amusing quote: "There is no 'I' in team, but there IS a 'me'."
      1. dsdmmat
        dsdmmat
        you find the "i" in the A hole..... lmao
        Jan 24, 2018
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Yes, I am an asshole, no argument there. I have learned to revel in it.
        Jan 24, 2018
    27. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      @Willjr75, what do you suppose comes after .338 win mag?
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        10,000 seemed like a logical progression point to me.
        Jan 24, 2018
      3. NirvanaFan
        NirvanaFan
        That would make sense. But, we don't make sense :D

        I think 10k may have been a level at one point, but we messed around with them a little while back.
        Jan 24, 2018
      4. Willjr75
        Willjr75
        I didn't get a notification for this. I hardly ever go on these comment pages. My guess is .357 Sig since non of these ranks make any sense progression wise in regards to power.
        Jan 29, 2018
    28. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      I drove 643 miles today. Thats the farthest I've been able to drive a truck. Keep in mind I'm only allowed 11 hrs to drive and only @ 65mph
      1. Deplorable Me
        Deplorable Me
        We'll get you a co--pilot.
        Jan 23, 2018
      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Why would I want one of thems? I can't even stand myself most days.
        Jan 23, 2018
    29. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      The high desert in Arizona and New Mexico, blanketed in snow, is simply beautiful. I wish I got to this part of the country more often.
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      2. dsdmmat
        dsdmmat
        I grew up in that area, the high desert of AZ and CA. The SW USA high desert used to be great places to live before politics destroyed it.
        Jan 22, 2018
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      3. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Even the political situation does little to diminish the majesty of the place. I think its the massive sense of scale that awes me so.
        Jan 22, 2018
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    30. Podmonkey
      Podmonkey
      It's odd that as I approach my 40th birthday I find myself becoming increasingly intolerant of the decrepitude of old people.
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      2. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        She wasn't arguing, the dumb bluehair bitch was just yammering on about bullshit no one cares about.
        Wasting my life, you're damn right!
        Jan 20, 2018
      3. dsdmmat
        dsdmmat
        If you get lucky, you may live long enough to be one of those yammering idiots you can't stand right now.
        Jan 22, 2018
      4. Podmonkey
        Podmonkey
        Possibly. I find it more likely that decades of abuse and hard living will take its ultimate toll before my retirement. That's the plan anyway.
        Jan 22, 2018
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Feb 8, 1978 (Age: 41)
    Location:
    Cambria co. PA
    Occupation:
    Trucker

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    "A living being seeks, above all, to discharge its strength. Life is will to power."
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