Famous Quotes, by Famous People.

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.
Gen. G. Patton

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” ...

Edmond Burke

"Man who goes to bed with itchy butthole, should not bite fingernails".
Confusious

"If it's worth shooting once, it's probably worth shooting a lot!"
-Video game character

" it takes many nails to build a crib, but only 1 screw to fill it"
Anonymous

A few of my fav's aside from my signature


They say if you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist...

George Carlin


We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission...

Ayn Rand


I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power, than by violent and sudden usurpations.

James Madison


The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to defend it. Only if every single citizen feels duty bound to do his share, in this defense, are the constitutional rights secure.

Albert Einstein


The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

Benjamin Franklin

The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth. Stonewall Jackson

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Edward Abbey

Fixed fortifications are monuments to human stupidity -patton.

"gotta piss with the cock you got" - AvE

These pretzels are making me thirsty! - Kramer

"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used."

"As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day." -Hunter S. Thompson

"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, Im sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes". - Mantan Moreland

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." -Dean Wormer

There's nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot. - Clint Eastwood as dirty harry

"There are no sensitive subjects, only sensitive people." - Joe Bob Briggs

I drink and I know things.
-Tyrion lannister

Are these quotes supposed to be about guns/military, etc. or just random quotes? 'Cuz the random quotes seem like they should be in Off-Topic. However, I'll ad my favorites.

Firearm Related:

"A kind word and a gun get you a lot further than a kind word alone." -Al Capone

Random Favorite:

"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!" -Betty White

Get the Dam Phone !!! -Uncle Leo

There are no dangerous weapons, there are only dangerous men. - Robert Heinlein

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
Benjamin Franklin

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME ~~~ better run
*I got no clue*

Courage is being scared to death .... and saddling up anyway

*The Duke*

Nobody is Purfect -Grandma

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield

"Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose,” ~ Theodore Roosevelt (just before giving an hour long speech)

"If you've been blowing something for forty years, you probably have a really good relationship."
Kenny G on his saxophone that he's been playing since high school (at last night's concert)

No Soup For You !!! ......The soup Nazi.