Elizabeth Warren Wants Reparations For Same-Sex Couples

I propose the "Rachel Dolezal Quadratic Asymptotic Transform" to evaluate anyone's "blackness" or "whiteness" (don't ask me to explain it...it's way harder than rocket science or brain surgery).

Here's an example of how it works....


OK, bitches...where's muh mothafuckin' reparations? I accept direct deposit and all credit cards. Discount for gold, silver, platinum, weed or high end single malt Scotch whiskey and/or good cigars.

I am just a normal white heterosexual productive dude.
I have stayed out of trouble... Except for some traffic citations
Never been incarcerated.
Never been on probation.
Never been on illegal drugs.
Never had an attraction to the same sex.
Never was confused as to what gender I am.
Never was confused as to what color I am.
Never been unemployed for more than 3 weeks since I was 14, I'm now 55.
I have earned my own way, nothing was given to me.
I pay my taxes.
I pay my taxes.
I have paid my taxes.
I have paid my taxes.
I have been a contributing member of society.
I never received a government grant for an education or anything else.
I never owned a slave of any sort... I was under the impression that ended in the USA around 155 - 160 years ago.
I have never been a burden on other tax payers or on society in general.
I pay my taxes.
I pay my taxes.
I have always paid my taxes.
I have always paid my taxes.

I have lived my life in a productive way... I have paid my own way.
I want my reparations too... Maybe a six pack of beer and a single order of chicken wings and I'll call it even.
Anything more than that and I would feel ashamed of myself.
And who the hell would ever want to feel ashamed of themselves?

So much has been said the only thing left for me to offer up is. Just how often do we have to pay these "special" people? One onetime payment? Or is this going to be an annual payment to them, what about future generations? If we pay the current crop of "specials" do our children have to then pay their children? You and I both know damn well this would be a never ending program!

livingston said:

Black folks will be very upset over this .... The reparation issue is perceived to be theirs alone... Watch and see ...

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It's all a blatant pay-for-votes move.

Reparations for slavery is the same way. The Democrat Leftists want those who did not engage in slavery to pay those who were not slaves for inhumanity committed by those who are long dead.

Bigfoot said:

And who the hell would ever want to feel ashamed of themselves?

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Apparently, a metric crap-ton of erstwhile "Americans" - AKA "parasites".

Can I get reparations cause my first choice of a "coupler" turned out to be a pos?

Let me tell you guys a story, THEY AINT PAYING SHIT! Its a fucking con. They need to motivate every piece of shit they can on election day. That's the game, an empty political promise. Then they will blame the Republicans for not being able to pass the law. And were going to get it done on the next election, No your not. Your going to stir up the black vote.
After 8 years of Obama, and not a peep of reparations, crickets. These stupid white politicians think they can motivate the black vote are fucking dreaming. They were disappointed with Obama, and they didn't show up for Hillary Clinton who sold herself as the savior The Negroes.

The Blacks are going to sit this one out. Like they did the last time.

And since when the fuck is sexuality a Vital National interest? Where's the Jobs? You know the ones you let Wall street outsource to the communists? Why don't we talk about that? How about talking about the 7000 retail stores that closed this year? Or how to get our troops home? Or cutting budgets?

holdover said:

And since when the fuck is sexuality a Vital National interest? Where's the Jobs? You know the ones you let Wall street outsource to the communists? Why don't we talk about that? How about talking about the 7000 retail stores that closed this year? Or how to get our troops home? Or cutting budgets?

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That's actual work and doesn't cause division with the citizenry.

And they have no plan or intention of ever addressing it.

Mr. terzmo said:

Reparation for all Drafted veterans.

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This is a good one. Agreed. There are no shortage of people/groups who have been shortchanged in one way or another. It's a concept that has truly no end. It's a silly pandora's box to open up.

The day government decide to pay reparations is the day i stop paying my taxes.