Cuomo signs bill to ban undetectable knives

If they're undetectable, how will he find them?

If he would just ban undetectable intelligence we could finally be free from that dumb fuck.

"Only for police and military in covert blah blah blah"

I can't wait for the SWAT team to raid the nygunforum picnic.

Has anyone told Monkeyface you're never supposed to go full-retard?

You cant "buy back" something that was never yours.

Imaginary weapons are next...oh wait...

An assault pack of undetectable knives:

Here's the law's text:
New York State Assembly | Bill Search and Legislative Information

Deplorable Me said:

Wonder if they'll have an undetectable knife buyback program?

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Yup. They'll pay in undetectable money.

Hum, I have a bunch of different styles that I carry on a regular basis. Fuck him!

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So, all of these will be unlawful now? Awesome. So many murders and attacks will cease.

Awesome tools

Hmmn , I wonder if this applies to the sharpened edge of a credit card? I've done that for the last 40 years.

Another brick in the wall.

All of the politicians in Albany need to take a vacation.

Everyone would benefit.

GOPerfect said:

Awesome tools

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Looks like a good idea if you need to have a knife that is kept in areas that are not climate controlled and my be exposed to significant humidity or outright water.

I came home and saw this on the counter.



Do I get a reward if I turn my wife in???

kev74 said:

I came home and saw this on the counter.

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Do I get a reward if I turn my wife in???

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No, the brute squad is already on the way to slap the cuffs on you....and your wife.

So when dining out at a nice steakhouse they're going to child cut my steak for me? No knives at the table?

What a bunch of brainless troglodytes.

Deplorable Me said:

Post her picture.

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No.

come on FUAC just ban O2 and lets just end it ..

So that " CIA Letter Opener" that was advertised in Soldier of Fortune back in the 80's is now a no-go... bummer.



On a side note, is it bad that these are some of the thoughts to pop into my head?

-I hope those packages that the guy was opening in the Cold Steel video were addressed to him. I'd hate for the Postmaster General to have to charge him with mail tampering.
- Tactical Sporks
- Is my Light Saber legal?
- pointy sticks...are elementary school kids a threat as they have pencils?
- toothbrush shivs
- are plastic knives that big a problem?. Are we talking epidemic or pandemic scale?
- who ties andy's shoes for him or does he wear slippers?
- What kind of "covert operations" are "specially trained members of our police and military forces" doing where a plastic knife is a good option?
- Remember when Glocks were said to be able to go through metal detectors ?

Is it just me or does this law have so much useless in it that it had to be his idea?

Only people that used these for evil are already in jail.

kev74 said:

I came home and saw this on the counter.

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Do I get a reward if I turn my wife in???

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No.

"was commercially manufactured to be used as a weapon."

so unless you're a vegetable, you're fine.