Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
We're going the way of (formerly Great) Britain and their "knife control" laws. Pretty soon it'll be illegal to have sticks and stones on your property.
Cuomo signs bill to ban undetectable knives
- Thread starter Deplorable Me
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masterswimmer
.450/400 Nitro Ex
FIFY.
Deplorable Me
.577 Tyrannosaur.
Commercially manufactured? Tell it to the people in "the joint".
Disclaimer: Not a tooth pick.
Disclaimer: Not a tooth pick.
kev74
20×102mm Vulcan
Read the whole law. The definition depends on intent at manufacture. Further down they identify intent.
Monkeyface made plastic tableware illegal.
repete
.338 Win Mag
Permanent vacation ?
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
That IdiotWayne
.40 S&W
AAAAAHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
That IdiotWayne
.40 S&W
is a normal knife easy to detect? or is CHlomo trying to stop people from bringing in Tooth Brush shives into his building and trying to poke him with that UNDETECTABLE WEAPON.
HIghlander
.223 Rem
Look at the ones here: Top Rated in Knives & Outdoor Gear
Carlos Hathcock
.450/400 Nitro Ex
I'm going to come clean here.....so I can go to sleep with a clear conscience. For many years I've been in possession of not one but MANY "assault spoons". Not just regular assault spoons but UNDETECTABLE assault spoons. They've been hiding in plain sight in my kitchen and I just cant go on knowing I'm possessing these instruments of death and carnage just waiting for the day to come when they do their deed and alter the lives of innocent citizens. There, I said it.
Sir: I have the utmost respect for you and your conscience,
Twogunwilly
6.5 Creedmoor
Dammit, I got one somewhere just can't find it; I guess it works. 
1075tech
.338 Win Mag
Those assault spoons have been attacking me for years. It's why I'm fat. Can I sue?
kev74
20×102mm Vulcan
It might be fun to turn in plastic knives - and maybe a spoon filed down to a shank -to the local PD. I'm curious to see how the guy at the front desk will react.
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
Great, there goes my ice scraper to the ban pile.
Can I keep the letter opener the CIA gave me? I promise I'll ditch the cyanide.
Can I keep the letter opener the CIA gave me? I promise I'll ditch the cyanide.
Uzi
.308 Win
You're fine. Under NYS penal code 265 sub section 69.0 Chapter 3822 it states that,
"under the division of such act one may not be liable of unlawful and illegal possession of an assault spork provided the prongs of such plastic, metal, or other composite spork meet legal criteria under the limitations, and while not exceeding protrusions of 10mm in total length to the rounded spoon function." " continuing subsection 69.0; Any such spoon, fork or spork shall be subject to search and seizure protocol by law enforcement for safety inspection during public possession to distinguish whether or not said spork in question is a "dangerous knife" or possesses any risk to the possessor or surrounding public citizenry regardless of construction, material or features under said discretion."
Cuomo signs bill to ban undetectable knives
Just don't carry them concealed or openly outside, at a picnic, a restaurant, any public gathering, your car, any businesses, etc and you won't get arrested. If you're going on a picnic, just don't keep all your spoons and forks in one basket either.
masterswimmer
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Next they'll ban the nail clippers that have the foldaway nail file in it.
HDMotorCop
.40 S&W
Come on guys! Use you heads! Just hope some ass hat city decides to "buy back". I'll go out and buy a case of the best quality Dixie flatware I can find. Sell back all the knives, keep the forks and spoons so I can feed my fat ass and use the money to buy ammo! See.......win - win!!!!!!!
Deplorable Me
.577 Tyrannosaur.
Keep in mind, NY banned wrist braces.......
..... on sling shots, years ago.
..... on sling shots, years ago.
Paperpunch
.40 S&W
Everyone put a plastic dinner knife in an envelope and mail it to Andy in Albany.
Deplorable Me
.577 Tyrannosaur.
Wait for the buy back silly.
Deplorable Me
.577 Tyrannosaur.
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
Should ban undetectable ethics.
ProgSpear
.338 Win Mag
Are you aware of the recently passed "red flag" laws? Are you aware that a sense of humor is deliberately beaten out of any kind of government bureaucrat? Just wondering...
kev74
20×102mm Vulcan
As a government bureaucrat, I am offended by that remark.
I keep my sanity (or what's left of it) by making a mockery of this kind of nonsense at every opportunity.
Shadow2
6.5 Creedmoor
What fucking covert operation would a cop need an undetectable blade for? Military purpose anyone can think about? Guy has his LEO boyfriend trained too bury an undetectable finger in his ass on a daily basis.
"Undetectable knives are meant to be used by trained members of our police and military forces for covert operations — not regular civilians attempting to sneak weapons past metal detectors,"
"Undetectable knives are meant to be used by trained members of our police and military forces for covert operations — not regular civilians attempting to sneak weapons past metal detectors,"
Shadow2
6.5 Creedmoor
wait for a weapons buy back .. get $50 gift for every spork you turn in
soylentBlue
.357 mag
Weapon of war
Army Ranger Kills Terrorist With MRE Spoon
When face to face with a terrorist, one Army Ranger attacked with the only weapon he could reach--an MRE spoon.
military.id.me
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
What was that movie where the guy used an ice bullet? From the 40's I think?