Breaking news: Canada mobilizes Militia

[Target]

As the results of tonights elections are being reported, Canada has mobilized Militia units ( National Guard) to reinforce Border Patrol agents who anticipate an onslaught of Illegal Ignorants that will attempt to leave the US after a Trump win.
One high ranking official was heard to say: " I'll be damned if we let Rosie O'Donnell into our country!"





the above statement is fictional.

 

[dubleuhb]

LMAO, They can come up here I'll get them a boat ride across the lake if they promise to never come back.

 

[Uzi]

LMAO, They can come up here I'll get them a boat ride across the lake if they promise to never come back.

Let em' pay for gas though...

 

[GOYABEAN]

And may the fucking door hit them in the ass

 

[Plater1]

I guess Snoop didn't think this through all the way, they are making weed legal all over now.Not the right time to leave.

 

[meketrefe]

Do you think they will honor their plea, eh?!

 

[Phazer]

I hope the Canucks shoot illegal border crossers.

 

[Criticalt]

Thats one boat I hope sinks!