Diagnosed. Suffering. Wife unsupportive.

[Magnus]

Guys I've been suffering from GSDD, and my wife just doesn't understand how to help me. It's gotten so bad. It all started yesterday when I went to The Great American Outdoor show, GSDD is Gun Show Depression Disorder by the way, I held all those cool weapons. On the ride home I didn't even want to conceal carry my own pistol. I tried to leave it at a fire station. It feels completely different from the higher end stuff they had there.

 

[Magnus]

 

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[GOPerfect]

Lots of finger on those triggers.

I hear that one of the symptoms of GSDD is complete loss of finger control.

Drooling is another symptom!

 

[Magnus]

Lots of finger on those triggers.

I hear that one of the symptoms of GSDD is complete loss of finger control.

Drooling is another symptom!

They let you rack and dry fire all you want, major contributor to GSDD.

 

[MikeGrad]

i just want the suppressors!

 

[Eddie Gunks]

Lots of finger on those triggers.

I hear that one of the symptoms of GSDD is complete loss of finger control.

Drooling is another symptom!

Photos look stupid if they don't have a finger on the trigger.

I never take photos in a photo shoot with fingers off the trigger. It just looks stupid.

 

[Steal2B]

My wife is very supportive to my disorders. To avoid remorse I am encouraged to get myself somethin nice as long as she can get something nice too and we can afford to exercise and feed them regularly. Downside is purchases have to be legal but she encourages the borrowing and rental of nasty evil items when we travel out of FUAC territory. God bless Texas.

 

[dsdmmat]

You could always get another wife.

 

[dsdmmat]

My current wife doesn't even ask, she has no interest in guns. My first and second wives went to the range with me. Hell, my 1st ex-wife still comes along when I bring my daughter to the range out in Oregon.

 

[Deplorable Me]

My wife is very supportive to my disorders. To avoid remorse I am encouraged to get myself somethin nice as long as she can get something nice too and we can afford to exercise and feed them regularly. Downside is purchases have to be legal but she encourages the borrowing and rental of nasty evil items when we travel out of FUAC territory. God bless Texas.

Marital Economics 101

If I ever have to cast silver bullets, I'm good.

 

[ProgSpear]

@Magnus , my heart bleeds for you.

 

[Bananabandit]

I thought it was german shepard dog disorder...but this is just as bad.

 

[meketrefe]

Sorry to hear. I suffer from similar condition as I want to be outdoors shooting all day.
I sprinkle a bit of Varget over my cereal every morning and use Hopes #9 for aftershave.
It seems to help.


*** *I am joking, don't eat Varget or might kill you. Lil-gun might be a better choice for you! lol ***

 

[GOPerfect]

Photos look stupid if they don't have a finger on the trigger.

I never take photos in a photo shoot with fingers off the trigger. It just looks stupid.

Oh, so that is normal? I thought it was only a symptom of the sickness.

 

[eagleridge357]

GSDD....don't let the writers of DSM-5 hear you talk like that...you may be placed on NICS as a prohibited mental case

 

[eagleridge357]

Photos look stupid if they don't have a finger on the trigger.

I never take photos in a photo shoot with fingers off the trigger. It just looks stupid.

Triggers like to be hugged too....have you hugged your triggers today?

 

[Snappo]

I get Class III withdrawal so bad sometimes I have to take a valium to stop the heart flutters. It's bullshit we can't blow off full auto in our back yards.