This right here is one of those posts that I wish I could like more than once.If I got a scholarship I'd agree to the endorsement. Ask them to put me up on stage. When there, I'd turn around, drop trow, and point to my asshole, and say "That's where Mr. Cuomo touched me with his pee-pee." Wouldn't exactly be lying either.
My son is doing Excelsior Scholarship in Buffalo soon. Is there a number I can call so I can be in the commercial? There's a few things I would like to get off of my chest.