"So much for packing a, um, rod" - Moron Shoots His Own Penis
- Thread starter prambo
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God willing he won't be able to reproduce.
FRANKIE
.308 Win
Imagine shooting your own dick off
Then getting locked up for it?
Wow
Then getting locked up for it?
Wow
Beerman
6.5 Creedmoor
What a dickless idiot. One less concealed gun in his possession.
stokes
.338 Win Mag
I had a girl who worked for me slip her gun into the front of her pants on new years eve and put a bullet thru her fupa. Me and the union delegate had to go to the hospital. I called her "shot in the twat" and the name stuck.
I think it was confiscated...
Beerman
6.5 Creedmoor
Remember, kids: this kid got arrested for shooting his gun off in public.
Parzival
.357 mag
stokes
.338 Win Mag
His pp got blowed away, cant ya read?
PutnamCharlie
6.5 Creedmoor
I don't think there will be any blowing of that penis.
ManualF150
.308 Win
Gee, the story is missing the caliber... was it a 9mm?
If so, Xiden was wrong... 9mm can not blow a lung out but instead a pp.
If so, Xiden was wrong... 9mm can not blow a lung out but instead a pp.
Nah, just a peashooter...
meketrefe
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Relax guys! It was a blackout pistol so they just gave him som iodine and a bandaid.
meketrefe
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Saltwater60
.950 JDJ
Aren’t those illegal in NYS?
meketrefe
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Not sure about NYS. Are dick armor or tactical diapers illegal?
It's NYS, thus...it's illegal...whatever it is.
Makes things so much easier for tyrannical and psychotic governors.
Acer-m14
20×102mm Vulcan
are these ar500 armor plated ??
