Suggest a Caption for Updated Photo to Hang in White House

[Steal2B]

I could not come up with a caption to do this photo justice. I would like to see the Trump National Park Service pull down the existing Bill and Hillary White House Portraits and hang this in their places. Some ideas that were not good enough include....
"Bubbah with the Smartest Woman in the World"
"Swear on our Daughter's Life, We didn't Inhale"
"Trust Us, we got a Real Foundation and Everything"

 

[NY Leatherneck]

"Looks like somebody didn't curb their dog"

 

[Karpteach]

"OH DAMN, Demons do walk the streets!!!

 

[Calculon]

Never trust dirty hippies.

 

[Dr. Evil]

We're a couple of fucking crooks.

 

[prambo]

"I see you got the stain out of your blue coat."

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

"One of us will be president.....and one of us will come reeeeeeaal close."

 

[MoMan]

Hey Hil, can I interest ya' in a cigar??!!

 

[Bigfoot]

Which "one" of these two is Chelsea Clinton's biological parent?


Yeah, this one sucks I know... LOL

 

[Bananabandit]

Spankbank.

 

[Darth]

"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door."

 

[Catskillkid]

That book I'm carrying is really just the place I stash my weed.

 

[GUNSICK]

Should of taken the brown acid.

 

[Koz]

Too bad curb jumping your Chevy into a crowd wasn't popular in the 70s

 

[ProgSpear]

Wanted dead or alive by the FBI for treason.

 

[4excal]

And yet today she's still wearing that outfit

 

[GUNSICK]

Where's the Ohio National Guard when you need them?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Wait, it actually gets worse.

 

[Podmonkey]

Shit on a sidewalk

 

[wizrd]

"NEVER AGAIN!"

 

[Steal2B]

Who would believe that the American Democratic Party would kneel and worship at their dirty smelly feet.

 

[kev74]

Still crooked after all these years.