Things overheard at Trumps inauguration...

[meketrefe]

1) Pelosi told John Boehner I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away… and I just lost my Affordable Care Act coverage.

2) When Uncle Bernie saw Ivanka come down the stairs he said, she is so hot that I might start believing global warming is not a hoax.

3) Someone heard President Obama ask President Clinton, so how does it feel to have sex with a woman?


What else did you hear?

 

[Clipazine]

I heard hillery say to bill " look at Ivanka again, i dare you!"

 

[Dr. Evil]

That's it Bill, you're not getting any from me tonight. Oh wait, you've never gotten any from me. Carry on.

 

[Dr. Evil]

1) Actually Bill, I'm done with Huma. She's mine.
2) I beg you Donald, please leave one of my executive orders for my legacy.
3) Let me give you advice Mike on how to stay in the media spotlight. Say the stupidest things you can think of ALL OF THE TIME. Works like a charm.

 

[meketrefe]

Someone heard Barrak say, come on chummy hurry up, I gotta have a smoke!

 

[Criticalt]

I heard Ruth Bader Ginsberg whisper to Shumer, " you better pop two more Viagra because when youre done screwing everyone in NY, youre knocking the dust off this old ass"

 

[Criticalt]

I heard Ivanka say, "Jared, im leaving you for that super hot guy on NYGF named Criticalt."

 

[Dr. Evil]

1) Elizabeth Warren was overheard saying, "I AM an Indian dammit!"
2) Just about every Democratic politician at one point or another was overheard saying, "I can't fucking stand Trump."

 

[Criticalt]

Then I heard Ruth Bader Ginsberg say, " where am I? who are you? Who pooped my pants? What smells? Am I dead?"

 

[Criticalt]

Barack said, "Now im going to run for president of Kenya to see how bad I can fuck them up."

 

[meketrefe]

It seems like Hank Johnson was asking everyone what is the plan when the Island of Guam finally tips over.

 

[Criticalt]

I heard someone say, " The Democrats haven't been this upset since a republican president freed their slaves."

 

[Koz]

Uncle Joe whispered to Barry "This is a big fuckin' deal"
Hillary asked Bill "Does this burlap sack make my ass look big"?
Bernie said "Thanks for the beach house and Audi Hillary"
Marine One pilot to co-pilot "This is our last chance to do right by the American people"
Jason Chaffetz to Hill and Bill "Don't leave the country"
Mad Dog Mattis said "We got this"
Hillary to anyone who walked by "This is your fault"

 

[meketrefe]

Prez. Clinton asked Prez. G.Bush if he was still into praying. He said yes.
Then he asked... Please pray for me, she is now at home 24x7.

 

[meketrefe]

Uncle Joe whispered to Barry "This is a big fuckin' deal"
Hillary asked Bill "Does this burlap sack make my ass look big"?
Bernie said "Thanks for the beach house and Audi Hillary"
Marine One pilot to co-pilot "This is our last chance to do right by the American people"
Jason Chaffetz to Hill and Bill "Don't leave the country"
Mad Dog Mattis said "We got this"
Hillary to anyone who walked by "This is your fault"

LMAO!

 

[GOPerfect]

I do not talk to Democrats, so to be very honest, I have no idea what they are saying!

 

[Calculon]

Uncle Joe - "Did I leave the iron on? Who needs a creepy neck massage?"

 

[Calculon]

Bernie Sanders - "Who left a grapefruit on my chair? Never mind that's my prostate."

 

[meketrefe]

Joe Biden was asking.. "Barry, are we going to the Ball?"

 

[Darth]

"Earth is big

The sun is bigger

We are finally done with that..."

I didn't catch the last word though. It had me rolling. So wish I could remember it.

It's like this one:



(They are both real.)

 

[Deplorable Me]

Joe Biden was asking.. "Barry, are we going to the Ball?"

Democrats don't have any balls.