Woman survives shooting because of her Boob Job

[MothMan]

Breast implants deflected bullet, saved woman's life

A woman survived a close-range gunshot thanks to her silicone breast implants, doctors have discovered.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Jem45472]

Hmm, maybe I'd look good with a big rack.

 

[BMF JK]

Boobie armor

 

[minderasr]

I wonder if it was a small caliber load.

 

[dsdmmat]

Hmm is that how all those Female comic book heroes do it?

 

[Celt]

I want to make a crude joke, but ill refrain.

 

[Criticalt]

I want to make a crude joke, but ill refrain.

Come on man, we can take it.

 

[Criticalt]

So whats cheaper....a good bullet proof vest or a boob job?
Because im getting one of them.

 

[Robin]

She's a 45 D.
Robin

 

[Celt]

Me

So whats cheaper....a good bullet proof vest or a boob job?
Because im getting one of them.

Men have been shooting on boobies for years with no ill effects, this is nothing new.

 

[masterswimmer]

Even the author couldn't refrain.

"Researchers detailed how a silicone breast implant deflected the bullet from nipping the 30-year-old woman’s vital organs"

 

[Bustedknees]

Save a titty, stuff em with Ballistic gel.

 

[Toecutter]

Going on the offensive

 

[BDinPutnam]

I demand some ballistic data here before we start calling this a cure-all.

Not to mention some field testing.

 

[Criticalt]

I demand some ballistic data here before we start calling this a cure-all.

Not to mention some field testing.

Too late dammit!!!

I got the boob job.