Geraldo Rivera says that AR-15 owners have ‘small penises’

[Jem45472]

I knew I was trying to compensate for something.

Geraldo Rivera says that AR-15 owners have ‘small penises’

 

[togmaster]

I doubt he has one at all.

 

[tirwin1]

He lost it in Al Capone's safe way back when.

 

[prambo]

Another "celebrity" yammers for attention...

I give...

 

[S&W Fan]

Who ?

 

[E the massive]

Why is this dude thinking about my cock? I feel violated #metoo.

 

[Hillbilly77]

That's not a fair correlation to make!

I've had a small penis for way longer than I've had an AR-15!

I can assure you, the two things are not related.

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

What guns do I own if I'm just average?

 

[BDinPutnam]

What if I only have a small AR?

 

[dsdmmat]

He should probably shut his cock holster before somebody fills/shuts it for him.

 

[repete]

I knew I was trying to compensate for something.

Geraldo Rivera says that AR-15 owners have ‘small penises’

So what's my wife's excuse?

 

[vanderblack]

Asshat

 

[Blimey]

I can confirm this is true.

But would getting rid of an ar extend one’s penis? If not why mention it?

 

[JaguarJaguarGolf]

So he regularly checks out other guys packages?

Amazing what comes out sometimes.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Lots of wimmins AR shooters, owners and builders.

You're move Geraldo.

 

[Blimey]

I actually just read the link. If hunting also indicates a small penis this is probably why I have a micro penis (this is a real thing not that I am recommending you google it).

At least I don’t drive a huge truck—that would mean I merely have a front hole.

 

[Grimscale]

At least I don’t drive a huge truck—that would mean I merely have a front hole.

I do drive a lifted Jeep, etc. Hmm...


And I do have a front hole. It just happens to be in a fleshy straw.

 

[MuttCat]

Big talk from a guy who is 3 1/2 ft tall...

 

[SomeSoldier]

This guy just made himself sound like he is 10. Never respected him so, dont really give a shit.

 

[Hillbilly77]

So what's my wife's excuse?

 

[Hillbilly77]

We could all take our small penises and fuck Alyssa Milano with them.

At least we know we wouldn't have to worry about a paternity suit because she'd have an abortion.

 

[GOYABEAN]

His mind definitely hasn't improved with time they say getting older you gain knowledge apparently not in his case

 

[Criticalt]

Ha!! I knew there was a reason Ive never owned an AR!!

My junks too huge!!!

 

[Jem45472]

I think mine works out to average size because I also own a j frame.

 

[Calculon]

“Sometimes an AR is just an AR.”
- Sigmund Freud

 

[Darth]

While it my be true for the sub folks like me , it's not true across the board :

 

[spat]

I knew I was trying to compensate for something.

Geraldo Rivera says that AR-15 owners have ‘small penises’

So, does that mean my AR is a medical device that helps me compensate for a physical disability ?

Does that mean all the gun grabbers are targeting the handicapped ?

How very un PC of them.

 

[prambo]

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Calling @Eddie Gunks

 

[prambo]

We could all take our small penises and fuck Alyssa Milano with them.

At least we know we wouldn't have to worry about a paternity suit because she'd have an abortion.

Yeah, but then we'd have to worry about various STDs - AKA Stupidity Transmitted Diseases.

 

[Tinman]

He is a small penis.