New hair washing salon law has to take the stupid cake in nys

The never ending goal of forcing everyone and everything out of the state. I give them credit. They seem to have that down to a science.

Businesses are crashing and burning and fleeing the state?!?!

Let's put up more barriers and impositions on small businesses!

Pretty sure anybody with an IQ of 80 or over can be taught to shampoo hair by shadowing a hair dresser for an afternoon.

Get hair wet, shampoo goes on head, swish around for a minute or two, wash out. What am I missing here ?

That's almost 4x the training hours to enter a burning house.

Saltwater60 said:

This has to be the dumbest thing nys has ever come up with. I know it’s a gun board but come on 500 hours of training to..... wash hair?? WTF

NY Dems push for law mandating 500 hours of training for ‘shampoo assistants’

Washing hair is about to get a lot more complicated if a trio of Albany Democrats have their way. A new bill moving through the State Assembly and Senate will require “shampoo assistants&#822…

nypost.com

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1 hour of hair washing training and 499 hours of leftist indoctrination probably.

Insanity... Only reasonable explanation! Plain unadulterated insanity!!!

spat said:

1 hour of hair washing training and 499 hours of leftist indoctrination probably.

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Actually its probably 499 hours on navigating and complying with the labrynthe of regulations, reporting requirements, and other government barriers to entry that the rent seekers have extorted out of the state.

Some of these laws are written to benefit others. I'll bet there's a collective of cosmetology schools who donate to democrats in the money trail here. This is NY we are corrupt and absurd.

Deplorable Me said:

Some of these laws are written to benefit others. I'll bet there's a collective of cosmetology schools who donate to democrats in the money trail here. This is NY we are corrupt and absurd.

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There are.

There's also everyone already in the business who don't want competition.

Next you will need to show a license to buy shampoo. Illegal to wash your own hair.

Saltwater60 said:

Thanks. I always put the shampoo in my mouth!!

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No that’s tide pods

Elwood said:

Get hair wet, shampoo goes on head, swish around for a minute or two, wash out. What am I missing here ?

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About 499 hours and 55 minutes of instruction, which covers everything from shampoo vs conditioner to proper broom technique for cleaning up hair (three week course), to getting the water temperature just right (200 hours).

What's this "WE" shit...

The Politicians may be corrupt, that doesn't mean "we" are in their lot!

Agreed though, soon the questionnaire will appear at your doorstep, do you wash your own hair? You must register with the State! Report all you washings and measure/report shampoo use! Anything more than .5oz per day and you need to register and be trained as a professional because the assumption is you're washing hair for commercial purposes! Failure to answer questionnaire will result in $500 fine for first offense and the revoking of your ability to purchase shampoo for 30 days. Lol

Elwood said:

Get hair wet, shampoo goes on head, swish around for a minute or two, wash out. What am I missing here ?

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SHAMPOO RINSE ~~~ REPEAT

seriously, don't you ever read the damn in instructions on the bottle

Jmac00 said:

seriously, don't you ever read the damn in instructions on the bottle

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Yeah, “Drink Responsably “.

Elwood said:

Yeah, “Drink Responsably “.

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I'll drink to that

5 hours of driver training and your a certified Swift Driver LOL

I have washed my own hair my entire life and doubt I have anywhere near 500 hours of experience. I have short hair, so IDK, maybe it is more complicated than I realize.

Unrealistic barrier to entry.

Washing hair, meh... It's like tying shoelaces, why bother? Ya just have to untie them later...

Why take down the Christmas lights on the house after Christmas? You're just going to put them back up again.

Why take the air conditioner out of the window during late fall? Yep, It's going right back in the same spot in spring.

At this point in my life. I try to work more with my brain than my hands...

Bigfoot said:

Washing hair, meh... It's like tying shoelaces, why bother? Ya just have to untie them later...

Why take down the Christmas lights on the house after Christmas? You're just going to put them back up again.

Why take the air conditioner out of the window during late fall? Yep, It's going right back in the same spot in spring.

At this point in my life. I try to work more with my brain than my hands...

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Just last night I was contemplating how I could keep our air conditioner in the window year around.
Ive always removed it but then my wife goes and buys this god awful huge ass AC unit...it must weigh 200 pounds.
Of course I will remove it probably but im gonna look for options.

As far as the topic goes......
Im pretty sure a 6 year old child could figure out hair washing in 10 minutes. But, I dont have kids, maybe 6 year olds are dumb.

Elwood said:

Get hair wet, shampoo goes on head, swish around for a minute or two, wash out. What am I missing here ?

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A good hairdresser will rub her boobs in your face during a shampoo..

Elwood said:

Get hair wet, shampoo goes on head, swish around for a minute or two, wash out. What am I missing here ?

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About 499 hours.

Criticalt said:

Just last night I was contemplating how I could keep our air conditioner in the window year around.
Ive always removed it but then my wife goes and buys this god awful huge ass AC unit...it must weigh 200 pounds.
Of course I will remove it probably but im gonna look for options.

As far as the topic goes......
Im pretty sure a 6 year old child could figure out hair washing in 10 minutes. But, I dont have kids, maybe 6 year olds are dumb.

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Get something like this.

Bustedknees said:

A good hairdresser will rub her boobs in your face during a shampoo..

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A "good" hairdresser would let you rub shampoo on her boobs and then watch her rinse it off.

I think it was when I lived in Denver, there was a lingerie barber shop opening. Will train the right candidate.