“Fresh deer tracks in the snow.”

[Hillbilly77]

That’s what my wife told me this morning.

She said, “It looks like some of the deer tracks in the snow are fresh, along the edge of the woods behind the house.“

I told her, “Well honey, since it’s only been snowing since last night, ALL of the deer tracks in the snow are pretty fresh.”


Now suddenly, I’m the bad guy.

 

[GOYABEAN]

 

[Jaywmustang]

That book isn’t big enough. I just sat in my truck for two hours cause I needed to get out of the house from woman logic.

 

[Criticalt]

Wow, maybe she should move out West and open a guide business.....shes a natural tracker!!

 

[spat]

That book isn’t big enough. I just sat in my truck for two hours cause I needed to get out of the house from woman logic.

That was volume 237 of the set....

 

[Deplorable Me]

Repent and die. Only way she'll ever see you again is at your funeral.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

My quest is not yet over.....

 

[Bustedknees]

My wife once told me there was a turtle stuck in the edge of the driveway..
I can't remember how I explained that turtles lay eggs but my response didn't go over well.

 

[Saltwater60]

My quest is not yet over.....
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Wow that’s a nice one. Not too much time left get him!!

 

[MoMan]

That’s what my wife told me this morning.

She said, “It looks like some of the deer tracks in the snow are fresh, along the edge of the woods behind the house.“

I told her, “Well honey, since it’s only been snowing since last night, ALL of the deer tracks in the snow are pretty fresh.”


Now suddenly, I’m the bad guy.

What were ya thinking??!! Just let her , and get it over with!!