I'm posting this under ammunition for obvious reasons.

[Deplorable Me]

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

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[GOYABEAN]

Guess he's never heard of ex-lax

 

[Deplorable Me]

Explosive diarrhea?

 

[meketrefe]

The rectum is clear...
the rectum is cleaar.......
..t h e. r e c t u m i s. c l e a a a r r r ....
....
{ I got it you dont have to say it 20 times!!! }
.....
.. sorry, it is the echooo......

 

[FRANKIE]

That’s one way of filling your britches with lead!

 

[repete]

lost a 2"x8" shell up his ass, how do get in it in there let alone lose it?

 

[FRANKIE]

Can’t understand why an 88 year old man would take pleasure in this. I think he stuck it up his ass back in the Great War and it’s been up ther ever since
Lol
bomb disposal wanted nothing to do with it

 

[Depick]

Anybody know how old @Darth is ?

 

[Jmac00]

my faith in humanity just went in the shi...........nevermind

 

[kev74]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

 

[Darth]

If it would have tripped, it would have been an easy 7.2 on the Rectum scale.

 

[4 paws]

An 88 yr old man shoving an explosive up his ass. Well, guess now I've just about heard it all.

 

[spat]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

I am seriously shocked that it took 10 posts before this went up.

This forum is not what it used to be LOL....

 

[stokes]

So it seems some people really do take "torpedo's in the shitter"

 

[kev74]

I am seriously shocked that it took 10 posts before this went up.

This forum is not what it used to be LOL....

I'm sorry. I'll try and do better.