We need more women (and men) like this recent graduate
- Thread starter ArmedCorgi
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ArmedCorgi
.475 A&M Magnum
You'd show her your gun collection.
Yup.
Depick
.308 Win
Smart, decent looking and carries an AR-10 she’s my kind of girl.
stokes
.338 Win Mag
Smart? Who needs smart?
Depick
.308 Win
Me! I need someone to pick up the slack for me.
Carlos Hathcock
.450/400 Nitro Ex
That may be the hottest thing I've seen in quite some time.
libertysnake
.338 Win Mag
Fapped to it either way.
ArmedCorgi
.475 A&M Magnum
libertysnake
.338 Win Mag
lol really? That's not nearly the craziest thing I've heard on the forums or even that bad.
Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Maybe I'm in the minority but I think she's actually quite pretty. Perhaps not the hottest girl I've ever seen or been with but I wouldn't be ashamed to have her as a gf. Not to mention she's got a good head on her shoulders too and I bet we'd be great range buddies.
ArmedCorgi
.475 A&M Magnum
Plus, you know she probably shags well.
Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Even if she shags poorly I'd still be with her. More to life than just bumpin' uglies. Not much more mind you, but a little bit and it looks like this one would fit that bill nicely.
Besides, I'm sure I'm not the best shag out there either (though I've never had any complaints and more than a few compliments if I do say so myself
)
ArmedCorgi
.475 A&M Magnum
Guns?
Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
That's pretty much all I can think of. Don't really like drinking all that much. Don't smoke. Don't really follow sports and am a terrible gambler.
Doesn't leave too many other vices out there either unless you count having conversations on a firearms message forum between a guy like me who has an avatar of a cat snorting coke with a guy like you who has an avatar of a flying corgi with jet engines and machine guns. That's a little racy and taboo in a certain light if you think about.
ArmedCorgi
.475 A&M Magnum
Fapping?
Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Don't get me wrong, I beat my meat like it owes me money, but I still consider fappin' to be bumpin' uglies to a degree. I mean after my hand surgery a few years ago my hand (well my one finger at least) is fairly ugly. Getting it caught in a wood splitter will do that to you.
She's smart, articulate, bold, courageous, and stands up for what she believes. We NEED more like her on our side.
Hell yea.
Hell yea.
BDinPutnam
.475 A&M Magnum
Like I told my friends right after my divorce. "I need a girl that's the antithesis of my ex. Preferably a girl that doesn't know what 'antithesis' means."
Doc8404
.450/400 Nitro Ex
Yeah but you’ve been hard up and whining about not finding a girl for a long time.
stokes
.338 Win Mag
I'd slip her the sauseege.
Now there's a paesano.
Deplorable Me
.700 Nitro Express
The question is........
Does she.........
Reload?
AR-10, she's high maintenance.
Does she.........
Reload?
AR-10, she's high maintenance.
ArmedCorgi
.475 A&M Magnum
Well, she does look as though she gets what she wants.
libertysnake
.338 Win Mag
Strong legs and gives you your space when you need it. That’s all there is to it.
ArmedCorgi
.475 A&M Magnum
So basically you need the antithesis of someone who knows what antithesis means.
Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
True, but I stand by my assessment. Even if I wasn't hard up I'd still be incredibly proud to have someone like her as a gf. For both her beauty (in the eye of the beholder I know but for me at least it's not unsubstantial) and her brains.
Catskillkid
.450/400 Nitro Ex
So what's the problem with antithesis?
Saltwater60
20×102mm Vulcan
Way cuter and smarter than David Hogg.