libertysnake
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Crazy aside, I could do far better than her.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - The gift that keeps on giving
- Thread starter Arjuna
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Crazy aside, I could do far better than her.
Deplorable Me
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She lives in NYC. WTF they're Hochul's bail free constituents she needs to fear more.
spat
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We could have a 51 page thread about the 3 stooges, but they're a bit more intellectual, and a but less current.
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AOC at her best ..
- 00:00
I've heard that the floor asked for shrubs - 00:02
to be put in the common areas. - 00:03
yeah, we will not let this slide because, like, when, - 00:06
obviously, we put in some rocks, too. - 00:09
oh, interesting. - 00:11
all rocks are my friends. - 00:13
I didn't know.
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LMAO
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from the AOC Generator
AOC Passes Law Prohibiting Gravity From Pulling Objects to the Ground
POLITICS·Jan 29, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
In a groundbreaking new move that surely signals a new age in progressive politics, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has passed a groundbreaking new law prohibiting gravity from pulling objects to the ground. AOC claims this is a way to end an archaic system of oppression that has kept everyone down for far too long.
The passing of the gravity law has already sent shockwaves through the science community, with many leading scientists saying they never expected to see something this radical come from mainstream politics. Ocasio-Cortez has quipped that she's more than happy to get ahead of the curve, and that we can now look forward to a world with a new normal of up is down and left is right.
AOC Passes Law Prohibiting Gravity From Pulling Objects to the Ground
POLITICS·Jan 29, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
In a groundbreaking new move that surely signals a new age in progressive politics, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has passed a groundbreaking new law prohibiting gravity from pulling objects to the ground. AOC claims this is a way to end an archaic system of oppression that has kept everyone down for far too long.
The passing of the gravity law has already sent shockwaves through the science community, with many leading scientists saying they never expected to see something this radical come from mainstream politics. Ocasio-Cortez has quipped that she's more than happy to get ahead of the curve, and that we can now look forward to a world with a new normal of up is down and left is right.
spat
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And, in a surprise to nobody, if another of her policiea were fully implemented, everybody dies.from the AOC Generator
AOC Passes Law Prohibiting Gravity From Pulling Objects to the Ground
POLITICS·Jan 29, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
In a groundbreaking new move that surely signals a new age in progressive politics, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has passed a groundbreaking new law prohibiting gravity from pulling objects to the ground. AOC claims this is a way to end an archaic system of oppression that has kept everyone down for far too long.
The passing of the gravity law has already sent shockwaves through the science community, with many leading scientists saying they never expected to see something this radical come from mainstream politics. Ocasio-Cortez has quipped that she's more than happy to get ahead of the curve, and that we can now look forward to a world with a new normal of up is down and left is right.
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from the AOC Generator
AOC Passes Law Prohibiting Gravity From Pulling Objects to the Ground
POLITICS·Jan 29, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
In a groundbreaking new move that surely signals a new age in progressive politics, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has passed a groundbreaking new law prohibiting gravity from pulling objects to the ground. AOC claims this is a way to end an archaic system of oppression that has kept everyone down for far too long.
The passing of the gravity law has already sent shockwaves through the science community, with many leading scientists saying they never expected to see something this radical come from mainstream politics. Ocasio-Cortez has quipped that she's more than happy to get ahead of the curve, and that we can now look forward to a world with a new normal of up is down and left is right.
So's AOC's whinny's again's.
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Jmac00
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bitch should get an Oscar or something
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AOC Proclaims We Should Stop Cooking to Combat Global Warming
POLITICS·Feb 1, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
In a speech on the steps of the Capitol building Thursday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called on Americans to take drastic steps to combat global warming, asserting that the nation should cease cooking altogether.
"If we're serious about mitigating climate change, it's time for us as a nation to make a radical adjustment to our lifestyles," she declared. "From now on, every American should forgo any type of cooking. No grilling, no frying, no baking. We must all trade in our oven mitts for climate action mitts. Everything from eggs to steak must go uncooked if we want to save the planet."
The Representative acknowledged that her proposal was bold and sure to be controversial, but she stressed that taking it up was the only way to strike at the root of the global warming issue. When asked if she was revisiting the childhood mantra that "you can't play with your food," Ocasio-Cortez replied
POLITICS·Feb 1, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
In a speech on the steps of the Capitol building Thursday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called on Americans to take drastic steps to combat global warming, asserting that the nation should cease cooking altogether.
"If we're serious about mitigating climate change, it's time for us as a nation to make a radical adjustment to our lifestyles," she declared. "From now on, every American should forgo any type of cooking. No grilling, no frying, no baking. We must all trade in our oven mitts for climate action mitts. Everything from eggs to steak must go uncooked if we want to save the planet."
The Representative acknowledged that her proposal was bold and sure to be controversial, but she stressed that taking it up was the only way to strike at the root of the global warming issue. When asked if she was revisiting the childhood mantra that "you can't play with your food," Ocasio-Cortez replied
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Carlos Hathcock
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The DNA sequence between a politician and an actor are only different by one chromosome.
Arjuna
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Arjuna
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No. They are the same.
Arjuna
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Willyone
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Day-um, Sandy could give old Reverend Al preaching lessons. Cortez should erect a big tent on the Whitehouse lawn and get an old time revival meeting goin on. Maybe levitate folks, and maybe some snake handling too.
Yes...snake handling...