Bullshit. It's your fault for buying into this new 1.5L crap they are trying to push. 1L, 2L and even 3L, yes. But 1.5? Fuck off with that shit! 2L or death!
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Darth
prambo
Come'on Big D, you're the designated "blamee" this weekend!
Podmonkey
It WAS a 2 liter I just got it upright before the last .5 ran out. Didn't really make a difference. Man, now everything's all sticky. This sucks!
Darth
I'll bet you get sticky when you think about me often...
Podmonkey
How did I know you were gonna take it there? Mostly on the rare occasion you come into mind, mine brain just hurts.
Darth
That's because I often tickle the back of the throat, where the brain stem is. 
Podmonkey
Um...... ick.
Darth
Now that we have reached that point, sweet dreams.
Podmonkey
Who you think your fooling eh? You couldn't even handle Japanese girls singing about diarrhea.
Darth
Did you ask them?