You shouldn't limit it to guns. Joes better than that.
""I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you."
—citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." April 26, 2012
"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so. God rest her soul. And—although, she's—wait—your mom's still—your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."
—on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010
Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
—Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya."
—to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008
"Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately."
—Aug. 22, 2012
Biden's just not some random idiot, As far as idiots go, he has international potential! don't sell him short.