According to a Loyola professor, your pantry may be rooted in racism

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

just wondering ... have the black beans called for reparations payments ....

It will soon be law, that they have to be a prominent ingredient in every dish.

Even a child's birthday cake? Yup, add a can of black beans!

I'm surprised nobody is burning down all the grocery stores that sell Brazil nuts.

Speaking of grocery stores - when are they going to hire DE&I 'clerks' to disorganize all the shelves? That would make for a fun shopping experience.

Me: "Excuse me, where can I find the Fruity Pebbles?"

DE&I clerk: "They are on the same shelf. We just keep them hidden behind the Coco Pebbles now."

Me: "?"

DE&I clerk: "YOU DON'T SUPPORT THE THING!!!"

 

[spat]

My response:

"Suck it bitches"

 

[Saltwater60]

I wonder if Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima argue in the pantry on who's better?

Funny if people are so racist why do they use minorities to market products such as this? I wonder if Land O LAKES butter sales have dropped since they ditched the Indian chick from the package?

 

[Zerex]

I keep my cookies in an antique, Aunt Jemima cookie jar.

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It is so old.........IT HAS GONE ENTIRELY WHITE.

I guess I better paint the face black again...........oops,racism with a paint brush again.

Ebay refuses to sell or list them anymore, due to endemic racism.
I keep homemade, oatmeal-chocolate chip cookies in it.