The minute they pass reparations I suggest we all "identify as black".
Force them to legally define it. The resulting shitstorm will be glorius.
I have to go to the DMV in a few months. I think I need to let them know about the misprint on my license. I'm really a 8 foot tall Asian that was born in 1902... Because I "identify" that way.
This "I identify as X" stuff is nonsense.