My wife says, "one more box of ammo and you can sleep in the storage unit with it".
I says, "which unit"?
Man it's cold in here.
Last Summer I headed over to my Storage Unit, and it was plastered with signs warning the Authorities were conducting Random Searches with Police Dogs trained to recognize Drugs, Ammunition, and Explosives.
I had to bring them all home.
Now MY dogs are pissed.
%&$#)&*$@!!!!