Bernie Dropped Out

[jimc]

I just heard on the radio that Bernie is suspending his campaign. He's supposed to make an official announcement shortly.

EDIT:

Here's a link to one article- Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders suspends presidential bid

 

[Hillbilly77]

Bernie was never going anywhere. The Dem establishment proved that in 2016.
The real play is who Biden “chooses” as a running mate.

 

[ProgSpear]

Where’s his new house located?

 

[VietnamEraVet]

Bernie was never going anywhere. The Dem establishment proved that in 2016.
The real play is who Biden “chooses” as a running mate.

I question whether Biden will even make it to Election Day. At this point, I predict Biden will either drop out for health reasons, or just die, and then they will forego the convention in Milwaukee due to Covid-19.

Then, the delegates will secretly vote. I predict Princess Qomo will be nominated as the savior; he will choose the Hildabeast as his VP. Fauxahauntas and Pelosi will try to steal the election by switching everyone to absentee ballots, and if they are successful, the Princess will die of "natural causes" on January 21, 2021.

In the meantime, Bernie will be chillin in his 4th home,- formerly known as Epstein's island.

 

[Dr. Evil]

He made his money. His work here is done.

 

[kev74]

Quitter!

 

[prambo]

Where are his new houses located?

FIFY

 

[prambo]

I question whether Biden will even make it to Election Day. At this point, I predict Biden will either drop out for health reasons, or just die, and then they will forego the convention in Milwaukee due to Covid-19.

Then, the delegates will secretly vote. I predict Princess Qomo will be nominated as the savior; he will choose the Hildabeast as his VP. Fauxahauntas and Pelosi will try to steal the election by switching everyone to absentee ballots, and if they are successful, the Princess will die of "natural causes" on January 21, 2021.

In the meantime, Bernie will be chillin in his 4th home,- formerly known as Epstein's island.

Exactly!! Ever since it became totally evident that Joe Bidet's mind was circling the drain, they've let him continue his "Gaff-O-Rama".

At the convention the DNC head apparatchiks will push, and nominate The Princess because it's "better for the country during such dangerous times", and other OrangeManBad "reasons".

 

[Saltwater60]

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Bernie was never going anywhere. The Dem establishment proved that in 2016.
The real play is who Biden “chooses” as a running mate.

Or who replaces Biden. I’m not sure he will make it until November but that’s a huge risk IMO.

 

[holdover]

I question whether Biden will even make it to Election Day. At this point, I predict Biden will either drop out for health reasons, or just die, and then they will forego the convention in Milwaukee due to Covid-19.

Then, the delegates will secretly vote. I predict Princess Qomo will be nominated as the savior; he will choose the Hildabeast as his VP. Fauxahauntas and Pelosi will try to steal the election by switching everyone to absentee ballots, and if they are successful, the Princess will die of "natural causes" on January 21, 2021.

In the meantime, Bernie will be chillin in his 4th home,- formerly known as Epstein's island.

Your a scary dude man!!

 

[Deplorable Me]

I just heard on the radio that Bernie is suspending his campaign. He's supposed to make an official announcement shortly.

EDIT:

Here's a link to one article- Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders suspends presidential bid

Damn, I was enjoying the comedy.

 

[BDinPutnam]

Dude, you cant believe what you hear on the radio, only what you read on the Internet.

 

[jimc]

Dude, you cant believe what you hear on the radio, only what you read on the Internet.

I was listening to the radio over the Internet because there is too much interference in my office. Does that count?

 

[Steal2B]

 

[BDinPutnam]

I was listening to the radio over the Internet because there is too much interference in my office. Does that count?

"I fuckin' put the radio on the internet, dude!"

("Silicon Valley", anyone?)

 

[Dr. Evil]

Soooo, you think Hillary will slide in?

 

[masterswimmer]

Soooo, you think Hillary will slide in?

Forgone conclusion.

 

[Darth]

Of what?

Economics 101?

 

[Duke]

I think the election thing should wait till next year.....

 

[kev74]

Soooo, you think Hillary will slide in?

Forgone conclusion.

I can't wait to see Hildabeast and Monkeyface start flinging crap at each other.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I can't wait to see Hildabeast and Monkeyface start flinging crap at each other.

I can.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Bernie Tests Negative For President

BURLINGTON, VT—From one of his many sprawling homes, Bernie Sanders announced today that he has tested negative for president.

babylonbee.com

 

[Marine Cpl]

Soooo, you think Hillary will slide in?

Are you saying she has a penis?

 

[Calculon]

Couple weeks of socialism and bernie calls it quits? Take the money and run comrade.

 

[pjzwtl]

I don’t think cumhole and Clinton can stand each other but if that’s wat it takes to be done with him for good... wait oh fuck

 

[masterswimmer]

Soooo, you think Hillary will slide in?

Forgone conclusion.

I can't wait to see Hildabeast and Monkeyface start flinging crap at each other.

See that's where I see a different outcome. I think shotgun Joe is going to be declared incompetent. Monkeyface is going to get the nod for the big show and Hildabeast will pull up the flank as second in command.

Whether or not Monkeyface is allowed to survive the Clinton two shots to the back of the head suicide to complete the show depends on whether or not they can team up to unseat President Trump. If Trump wins, no need to suicide Monkeyface. If they somehow do unseat Trump, all Monkeyface suicide bets are off.

 

[Toecutter]

 

[meketrefe]

Back to Sanding Bernie Sadness!

 

[masterswimmer]

Perfect trigger discipline!

 

[Jsmegs77]

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Is it me or is the face on that girl's shirt more like Schumer than Sanders?