Creepy Clown sightings...Are you kidding me

[Greywolf224]

What has this damn world come to ... Creepy Clown sightings.
Following is a letter from the local Police dept. of my kids school.
What Next...Doofy Dinosaurs!

 

[soylentBlue]

The only answer is a complete ban on clowns and the sale of clown accessories. It's the progressive way.

 

[Calculon]

Got a similar email from my kids' school district today saying Dutchess County Sheriff 's office investigating a recent sighting.

 

[Celt]

See, here we have a bunch of kids trying to pull these pranks, but what's going to happen is some sicko is going to take advantage of this and do something terrible to someone. Then people are going to start shooting these clowns , and it will be some innocent kid just trying to be a prankster that ends up getting hurt.

 

[Darth]

Nobody is coming after your clowns!

They are just removing certain "circus style features."

High capacity shoes. Assault pies. Makeup that weighs over 50oz. Pistol-gripped honking horns. Colorful nostril-breaks.

"That shoulder thing that goes up:"

 

[Magnus]

Number 4, are you telling me Halloween is canceled this year?

 

[Greywolf224]

Leave the clowns alone..... whats the worse that can happen!

 

[Uzi]

I'm so triggered!!!!!! Clown lives matter guys!

 

[ArmedCorgi]

Number 4, are you telling me Halloween is canceled this year?

Haven't you heard? Halloween is racist!

 

[ArmedCorgi]

Where is Homie the Clown when you need him?

 

[Criticalt]

Leave the clowns alone..... whats the worse that can happen!

Have you ever seen the movie "Vulgar"?
THATS the worse that could happen

 

[holdover]

Send in the clowns....

 

[Deplorable Me]

Isn't it clear. They're Hillary voters. Why else would they object to voter picture ID?

 

[gun_slinger_boy]

Send in the clowns....

I'd love to be lured into the woods by this one.

 

[holdover]

Hey little boy want to cum in the woods with me?

 

[gun_slinger_boy]

I'd be the ring master in the 3 ring circus.