Cuomo Eligible Bachelor

[C3D]

He's single and looking . . .

Andrew Cuomo tells single women in NYC, 'I am eligible'

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo lightened up the mood in what has been an otherwise tense and tumultuous few months due to the coronavirus by joking that he is an eligible bachelor in New York City.

www.foxnews.com

 

[kev74]

Governor party-tits is looking for some strange.

 

[Bananabandit]

Hes only got herpes. No biggie!

 

[Darth]

While I might enjoy pegging, it's better to get F'ed in the A from a hot chick than an entire state thanks to this clown.

 

[Saltwater60]

diesel tech maybe.

 

[Bigfoot]

 

[libertysnake]

He's single and looking . . .

Andrew Cuomo tells single women in NYC, 'I am eligible'

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo lightened up the mood in what has been an otherwise tense and tumultuous few months due to the coronavirus by joking that he is an eligible bachelor in New York City.

www.foxnews.com

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He's like the lost fifth member of the California raisins.

 

[Acer-m14]

can i play dress up for the team and kick him in the junk .. and i do know electric too .. i could electrify his nipple rings .. lol

if he is just looking for females .. that's discrimination ..

 

[Marine Cpl]

I’d hit it.

 

[repete]

I’d hit it.

With what?

 

[Twogunwilly]

hmm, is an ice pick to the eyeball sexual?

 

[Criticalt]

Awesome!!!
My sister is single.
She loves being controlled and the occational black eye.

 

[Mr. terzmo]

I'm sure his live in is happy with that announcement. He is such a "Richard"

 

[Criticalt]

I'm sure his live in is happy with that announcement. He is such a "Richard"

She dumped him last year.

 

[GOYABEAN]

would be content with a

 

[Mr. terzmo]

She dumped him last year.

Finally sobered up I guess

 

[BDinPutnam]

With what?

Pitching wedge.

 

[tirwin1]

Maybe elliot spitzer could fix him up with a nice girl or two.

 

[Blimey]

Hard no.

Until I saw those nip rings.

Now it's a very hard YES!

 

[@thewheels]

Pitching wedge.

 

[DoOver]

I'm new here but Fredo's Bro Governor Nipple Ring can kiss my dirty White azz.

 

[Mk44]

I don't think it's nipple jewelry. But then again I don't really care.

Here's a report that explains it could be tape. Maybe he has abnormal large nipples and he's trying to hide them by taping over them.

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(I know a guy that has man boobs (bad) so he "always" wears a tight tank top to hide them. When we go hunting, he won't come out of the bathroom without his tank top on. some people are embarrassed by the way they look.)

 

[DoOver]

Well, like them wicked schmarghdt Democrats always say, if he is not guilty of wearing rings in his collective nipples, prove it.

 

[96coal449]

I don't think it's nipple jewelry. But then again I don't really care.

Here's a report that explains it could be tape. Maybe he has abnormal large nipples and he's trying to hide them by taping over them.

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(I know a guy that has man boobs (bad) so he "always" wears a tight tank top to hide them. When we go hunting, he won't come out of the bathroom without his tank top on. some people are embarrassed by the way they look.)

He should be embarrassed of himself regardless of his nipple fetish/problem.

 

[IrishMick]

Now that we've gone down the nipple piercing/abnormal large/taped down rabbit hole.....FUCK! Now thats stuck in my head! There isn't any mind bleach on store shelves! You bastids ain't payin' rent! Get out of my head with this crap!

 

[Marine Cpl]

With what?

FMJ.

 

[DoOver]

You need to get that disinfectant Killiar the BleachBit Bitch used, what the Tide Pod eaters are saying President Trump said.

 

[@thewheels]

I don't think it's nipple jewelry. But then again I don't really care.

Here's a report that explains it could be tape. Maybe he has abnormal large nipples and he's trying to hide them by taping over them.

Redirect Notice

Redirect Notice

(I know a guy that has man boobs (bad) so he "always" wears a tight tank top to hide them. When we go hunting, he won't come out of the bathroom without his tank top on. some people are embarrassed by the way they look.)

Nah, not tape or piercings. Just old man thick, course and scraggly nipple pubes.

 

[repete]

I'm new here but Fredo's Bro Governor Nipple Ring can kiss my dirty White azz.

You might be new but with that attitude you'll fit right in!

 

[Marine Cpl]

FMJ.

And in case the. NSA is listening, FMJ means Fairly Magnificent Job. Yeah. I’d hit him with telling him that.