I don't think you COULD shock me. Pretty sure we would fall along many of the same lines, I just didn't serve. I doubt I wouldn't vote for you unless you had some deeply hidden socialist agenda. If you ripped off someone's head and shit down their throat for being (fill in blank), I wouldn't think any differently.
One of my favorite lines while working...
I will rip off your head and shit down your fucking throat.
I love it.