Doctor asks; Are there guns in your home?

[pshift]

Docs are maybe now mandated reporters if they see you 'printing'..... No?

 

[spat]

Lets talk about fat.

Fat is an essential nutrient. You cannot live on lean meat alone, like fish, for you will starve. Fat and blubber is necessary to eat, to be used in the digestion purpose, and meat contains vitamin d, among other vitamins.

Vegans need oils too...........plant oils are a poor substitute for animal fats.

Bacon is a top choice food.
Eskimos harvest blubber, or die of starvation.

https://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Up/dp/B09J8K986N

Like all other sorts of malnutrition, there is a specific disease associated with a deficienct of carbs and/or fats.

Also called "rabbit starvation" because some people who used to eat a diet exclusively of very lean meat (like rabbit) could actually starve to death no matter how much of it they ate.

Protein toxicity - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[ManualF150]

Like all other sorts of malnutrition, there is a specific disease associated with a deficienct if carbs and/or fats.

Also called "rabbit starvation" because some people who used to eat a diet exclusively of very lean meat (like rabbit) could actually starve to death no matter how much of it they ate.

Protein toxicity - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Indians actually found that out the hard way eating deer and rabbit too much.

 

[Acer-m14]

the Good FAT ..

 

[Bruce_Sloane]

What is your bra size, Doc.

 

[thisIslandEarth]

I went to the Urologist last week. I saw him for a total of 10 minutes. He stuck his arm up my ass to the elbow and charged me $151. I calculated he is making $906/hr.
WTF

 

[stokes]

I went to the Urologist last week. I saw him for a total of 10 minutes. He stuck his arm up my ass to the elbow and charged me $151. I calculated he is making $906/hr.
WTF

He charged you $151 to make you his bitch for 10 mins. And now you can never say you've never been diddled.

 

[Uninformed and Compliant]

He charged you $151 to make you his bitch hand puppet for 10 mins. And now you can never say you've never been diddled.

Bonus points if Doc has Tool's "Stinkfist" repeating softly in the background.

 

[Steal2B]

Hell yeah, how bout you doc, what you driving

 

[Phazer]

Docs are maybe now mandated reporters if they see you 'printing'..... No?

No.

 

[Jsmegs77]

My 15 year old son got asked if there were guns in the home, at his last well visit. He’s a bit of a comedian, and also quite physically fit (runs cross country, plays JV lacrosse, 6’ tall, 145 lb and goes to the gym for hours because he gets bored). As the intake nurse was probably a BU nursing student and quite attractive, and she had just asked him to take off his shirt immediately prior, he got an evil twinkle in his eye, flexed both his arms, winked at her and said “Only these puppies”. She turned 32 shades of red and kind of scurried through the rest of her intake stuff.

I was dying laughing. When we left, he made sure to make eye contact with the nurse again and wink at her as he was going out the door. I have no idea what she wrote down, maybe some thing like “teen boys are assholes”.

 

[GOPerfect]

I do not think this is as new as people may think. My oldest is 28, we were asked when he was seeing the pediatrician.

I watched an episode of Dragnet, 1968 couple nights ago, a family Doctor asked the parents this same question in the show.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Docs are maybe now mandated reporters if they see you 'printing'..... No?

Just the Viagra actin up doc...

 

[lrick]

This has been practice for a long time. The next question is usually are they locked up? Inaccessible to children?

Way I see it is you can tell them nunya damn business, but then they know you have guns but are just evasive.

So your other two choices are lie through your teeth or go all in -

Me: Yes I have guns.

Doc: Are they locked away?

Me: Yes, they are in safes.

Doc: Safes? Where? In your bedroom?

Me: In the armory room naturally.

Doc: You have an armory room in your house?

Me: No.

Doc: No? I'm confused. In your garage maybe?

Me: No, under the garage.

Doc: Under the garage?

Me: Yes, in the bunker.

Doc: Let me get this straight...you have multiple guns, in multiple safes in an armory room in a bunker under your garage? Is that right?

Me: Yes,..and under armed guard.

Doc: Armed guard? Who?

Me: Well, I would have the watch right now, but I'm here, so I had to swap my wife's midnight watch.

Doc: Your wife stands a midnight watch? And you swapped with her so you could be here?

Me: Well I couldn't swap with the kids while they're in school. Besides, then they'd be stuck with back-to-back watches.

 

[fresch]

So the old saying, if it was up yer azz you'd know! isn't sufficient any more?

 

[Acer-m14]

the hospital here is still trying to bill me

for catching a bioweapon illness per there covid test


lol

 

[RooftopKorean]

I went for my daughters 12 month check up last week, well.... more like 14 months since we couldnt get an appointment sooner.

Anyhow, the nurse asked me this. I asked her "how you like it in bed"? My wife got rather upset with me. The nurse got upset and I responded with, you dont like being asked personal, non medically related questions either I guess?

My buddy, who's my daughters pediatrician laughed at me when he came in to do the check up.

Yes, I'm a dick and a savage. But only when it's called for.