DOGE thread

[dsdmmat]

My people send me an email every morning with what they are intending to accomplish and one every evening on what they actually accomplished. It will be fairly easy for my folks to answer this email. The problem is we don’t know who the recipient of the information is and what it will be used for.

I cannot elaborate answering the email like this
Attended 5 HQDA meetings that you neither have the clearance or the need to know the subjects or outcomes of this meetings.

I wish I was on leave last week so I could reply

laundry
Dishes
Vacuuming
Took out the trash
Changed the cat box.

why couldn’t this email have come out next week?

 

[fresch]

1) On stake out for 5 months
2) Filled form 9ner/32Y every day
3) Stuck in a cold, dark, abandoned, shit hole, on 4 day rotation of 12 HR hot turn overs.
4) Went to the doctor because my roids are hurting, again.
5) Signed the divorce papers for my new x wife.

 

[fresch]

I have worked jobs that you had to keep a day log, A detailed phone log, give a weekly forcast, A monthly forcast, 1/4ly, annual. Produce a budget /defend the budget/ answer why you are over budget and behind the forcasts; and you couldn't blame anything on the owners kids who were killing the corporation. They were snorting coke, smoking weed, not showing up for work/meetings/paying bills to venders, great times.

 

[Grimscale]

Honestly, this email isn't really much different than the self-review required by most H.R. departments.
It sets the bar low for things like raises, bonuses, continued employment.

What did you do last week?
1) My job
2) My job
3) My job
4) My job
5) prepared a one paragraph email detailing that I did my job last week.

 

[pjzwtl]

If hitting reply and typing what you did last week is difficult it’s because you didn’t do jack shit and have a piss poor imagination.

 

[tirwin1]

I'm beginning to think the US funded practically every gay or trans rights organization in the world.

Stonewall, UK's Largest Trans Rights Organization, Turned Out to Be a USAID Front

hotair.com

Apparently the poor dears have to fire 50% of the staff because Uncle Sam is cutting off the gravy train. Oh the horror!

 

[tirwin1]

DOGE Might Hold the Key to Opening up All of Washington's Dirtiest Secrets

pjmedia.com

 

[fresch]

Sick em!
Good Dog-E

 

[libertysnake]

I'm beginning to think the US funded practically every gay or trans rights organization in the world.

Stonewall, UK's Largest Trans Rights Organization, Turned Out to Be a USAID Front

hotair.com

Apparently the poor dears have to fire 50% of the staff because Uncle Sam is cutting off the gravy train. Oh the horror!

I don't understand why we're giving money to trans organizations in other countries when we have trans people here that could use the funding.

Not that any group, white, black, anything, should get any special funding. It should all just be going through insurance anyway.

 

[Phazer]

This is getting fairly stupid now

This was sent to ICE agents, DEA, Border Patrol as well as HSI AGENTS as an example

Theses are agents WE NEED and are out hunting people on the streets

They have essentially been given till Monday to reply or be fired

This is CRAZY

A lot of these agents, many of whom put their life on the line every day are pissed off big time with this

I can understand admin/office staff getting this - but active field agents who have been literally working round the clock non stop since Jan 5th…………… sorry, this is just wrong

If I was an FBI agent, this would be my response:

1. Working to obtain warrants on a classified case.

2. Deposed a witness for a classified case.

3. Tagged evidence for a classified case.

4. Completed briefing my superiors on the status of a classified case.

5. Read-in colleagues just cleared to work on a classified case.