Emperor Tyrant Has Spoken: No more alcohol without food

[Defilade]

Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s new bar rules are killing NYC businesses

We know he doesn't give a shit about your business. We had 13 deaths in ALL NYS today! Next he will make you wear a full body suit!

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[Catskillkid]

And apparently chicken wings don't count.

WATCH: Gov. Cuomo Declares Chicken Wings Aren't 'Substantive Food'

King of reminds me of when Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton basically said that BJs don't count either.

 

[kev74]

Who is the biggest employer in New York state?

New York State?

 

[BDinPutnam]

New York State?

Ding ding ding.

 

[Grimscale]

Sorry, but we do not have Kings in America.

This sorry excuse for a waste of oxygen is trying to act like he is Lord Emperor of New York.

Anyone happen to have a tea shipment handy? We need to send a message.


Preferably by dropping it on his head.

 

[Toecutter]

And apparently chicken wings don't count.

WATCH: Gov. Cuomo Declares Chicken Wings Aren't 'Substantive Food'

King of reminds me of when Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton basically said that BJs don't count either.

Ive lived weeks off chicken wings and beer.

 

[Bob]

And apparently chicken wings don't count.

WATCH: Gov. Cuomo Declares Chicken Wings Aren't 'Substantive Food'

King of reminds me of when Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton basically said that BJs don't count either.

Just one more thing that demonstrates Prince Andrew's lack of understanding about western NY. Chicken wings are a complete meal up here. If you walk into a bar and wings are on the appetizer menu, you're in a place that doesn't deserve your money.

 

[kev74]

Ding ding ding.

Woo hoo!!! What do I win?

 

[Defilade]

We should ask King Cuomo what music should be playing while we Dine?

 

[tony]

I wonder if turkey wings would qualify...

 

[MillidotShooter]

They would lose money. How do you serve hotdogs with buns and toppings then pay for the labor?

Easy... Buy a Crock pot... Put some water in it... Dump a bunch of dogs and let them sit... Buns and mustard and your good to go... Buck a piece Dirty dogs...! Just like NYC cart vendors... Hell, they don't even have to be GOOD dogs. Lips and Assholes! No labor and you can feed the masses REAL cheap. Also meets the standard... It doesn't say you have to have a menu or options... Just food... FUCK CUOMO!

 

[BDinPutnam]

Woo hoo!!! What do I win?

My tax bill?

 

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

We should ask King Cuomo what music should be playing while we Dine?

 

[Acer-m14]

Reopen NY: 37 bars, restaurants issued summonses for violating New York and SLA rules

New York State Police and the State Liquor Authority issued summonses to 37 downstate establishments that allegedly violated the state's bar and restaurant rules.

abc7ny.com

 

[jimc]

I have wings almost exclusively for dinner when I go to a bar, because bars have the best wings. Sometimes a burger if I'm feeling like red meat. This will hopefully annoy a lot of people and they will hopefully remember these nonsense edicts when we vote for governor again. I don't the GOP is smart enough to bring up this stuff when they make their campaign commercials.

 

[spat]

Easy... Buy a Crock pot... Put some water in it... Dump a bunch of dogs and let them sit... Buns and mustard and your good to go... Buck a piece Dirty dogs...! Just like NYC cart vendors... Hell, they don't even have to be GOOD dogs. Lips and Assholes! No labor and you can feed the masses REAL cheap. Also meets the standard... It doesn't say you have to have a menu or options... Just food... FUCK CUOMO!

Doesn't even say hot meal. Skip the crock pot, just some bread and bologna. Put a bottle of mustard on the counter.

 

[Acer-m14]

if they run out of food to serve does the bar have to stop selling alcohol

 

[BDinPutnam]

Doesn't even say hot meal. Skip the crock pot, just some bread and bologna. Put a bottle of mustard on the counter.

Is that "substantive"? Apparently a sandwich is "substantive" but wings are not.

FUAC.

 

[Defilade]

Can you believe all the wasted energy is such complete utter bullshit! People look for ways to "Appease" this. Tell that fuck in mass to go right to hell!

 

[Steal2B]

According to Kerry Kennedy and Sandra Lee, monkeyface has no clue what substaintial even is.



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[kev74]

If they serve the wings with a slice of bread at the bottom of the bowl - poof! - its an open face sandwich!

 

[BDinPutnam]

I just finished eating a sandwich so I guess I can go off and get loaded now.

 

[Robin]

So, if I read it correctly the state cannot force feed these diner's. Don't eat your sandwich, hand it back in for a rebate and it can be resold till it falls apart or someone is actually hungry.
I have come to loathe the government that rules this shithole.
Robin

 

[kev74]

I just finished eating a sandwich so I guess I can go off and get loaded now.

I think you have to get loaded now.

Its the law or something.

 

[BDinPutnam]

I think you have to get loaded now.

Its the law or something.

Sweet. I just washed a granola bar down with 9 shots of tequila.

Ah, ah,, after all, we all want to be good (HIC) citizens, don' we? Eh? Whats that?

 

[kev74]

Sweet. I just washed a granola bar down with 9 shots of tequila.

Ah, ah,, after all, we all want to be good (HIC) citizens, don' we? Eh? Whats that?

Sanitizing from the inside out. Smart!

 

[Defilade]

Sanitizing from the inside out. Smart!

Yep that's why we have chlorine in our water. To sanitize from the inside out!

 

[Chevusa]

Place I go to sometimes has a $2 bowl of Kraft Mac & Cheese on the menu now.....

 

[Bigfoot]

I usually can't finish a "single" order of chicken wings before I get to full... YMMV
But FUAC says chicken wings aren't substantial... Cuomo is plain straight up a corrupt fucking asshole to be blunt about it.

And to think I moved here to NY... I didn't really have to deal with this crap... Double Facepalm.

To be fair, it wasn't all that bad when I first got here 31 years ago.

 

[BuffNiag]

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WNY Bar Believes Liquor License Suspension Is Payback for "Satirical" Menu

The bar believes it was targeted because of its menu.

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FUAC may be the most petty, vindictive person in the state.