Faculty trained to use hockey pucks to thwart shooters

[Deplorable Me]

Faculty trained to use hockey pucks to thwart shooters

I'm not charging anyone unless I have an advantage, this is suicide......


......and puked up.

 

[Calculon]

More evidence that we’ve handed our education system over to morons without a grasp on reality.

 

[Toecutter]

Canadian artillery

 

[Phazer]

University Police Chief Mark Gordon says to fight effectively, faculty and students need to be prepared to throw heavy objects that will cause a distraction. He says pucks fit the bill and can conveniently be carried in brief cases or backpacks.​

Pistols also fit the bill and would be much more effective.

 

[@thewheels]

We have effectively destroyed natural selection in this country and now we have too many idiots that won't be culled from the herd.

 

[Blimey]

Never bring a hockey puck to a gun fight.

 

[Catskillkid]

Never bring a hockey puck to a gun fight.

Never thought I'd see the day when we'd be having a conversation like this. But yup...you're definitely right.

Now for the pithy comments on how the mass shooter should have to spend time in the penalty box. If you get 5 for fighting what does shooting get you?

 

[Mr. terzmo]

Shoot for the 5 hole and pray

I guess IF a lot of students stood ground and as firing pucks at a shooter , they would rush the shooter but "who's going to be a hero " A .380 pocket pistol would be an upgrade

 

[Deplorable Me]

Happy Gilmore for school security?

 

[eris]

WTF? Why don't they go full Monty Python and issue everyone a banana.

 

[GOPerfect]

Well, if the piece of shit, cowardly Libtards would allow guns in schools, we would not need these ridiculous ideas.

Liberals are to blame for some of these shootings.

 

[Acer-m14]

all this stupid started when they banned doge ball from schools ..

 

[GOPerfect]

all this stupid started when they banned doge ball from schools ..

 

[That_FNG]

Do you ever wish that the movie red dawn would come true, just so the amount of idiots could reduced

 

[Shadow2]

natural selection is alive and well, they will reap the rewards of their stupidity.

We have effectively destroyed natural selection in this country and now we have too many idiots that won't be culled from the herd.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

all this stupid started when they banned doge ball from schools ..

Missing a "d".

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

natural selection is alive and well, they will reap the rewards of their stupidity.

Problem is the "non-stupid" typical catch proximity fire meant for the "stupid".

 

[BDinPutnam]

Missing a "d".

I thought it was an extraneous "e".

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

I thought it was an extraneous "e".

Touche. You could also be correct.

 

[tirwin1]

I thought it was a parody. I simply can't believe it. So they accept the need for defensive weapons but they just can't accept those icky guns that go off without warning and kill innocent people on their own. This is criminally negligent stupidity on steroids. This world is going off the rails faster than I thought, and I am a pretty cynical SOB. The only thing I have asked for Christmas is ammo or gift cards for ammo. I am making a massive investment in ammo immediately after Christmas to get ahead of the eventual restrictions from our douchbag governor and to prep for the impending insanity.

 

[Acer-m14]

the really really really bad FUNNY part of this is .. i bet all the Facility throws like a girl ..

 

[BDinPutnam]

I dunno. Maybe they have a point.

I've been injured by hockey pucks WAY more times than I have been by guns.

 

[ProgSpear]

Well, now you could legitimately tell the faculty to go puck themselves.