Fetterman & Oz debate

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Dr. Evil said:
I know that silly. What's the official reason coming from Leigh? BTW, this was the first I've seen or heard Fedderman. HOLY SHITSHOW! That dude is one scary MOFO.
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He's probably even worse than you think if all you know about him is from the debate.

So he was a moocher his whole life, getting an allowance from his rich parents and never having a real job. In his 40s, he was elected mayor of a run-down town outside of Pittsburgh called Braddock, PA. While mayor, he did silly BS to try to "revitalize" that run-down town like trying to promote art galleries and hipsterfy the place. Obviously it didn't work. When he wasn't championing nonsensical half-measures, he was out doing TED Talks about how his shitty policies were really totally-super-awesome and otherwise schmoozing it up with other liberals with their heads so used to being up their own asses that they're odor-blind to their own farts. He was so busy doing everything but mayoring that he only voted on one measure the entire time.

He met his ambitious Brazilian wife when she read some fluff piece about him in a liberal rag ad. She was so enamoured with his progressive policies that she wrote him, kicking off their relationship. If you watch their interactions, it's pretty clear that she has some major influence on his decision-making.

Despite being born silver spoon in hand and raised a rich boy his whole life, he loves to wear a blue-collar costume. He's appeared in a suit a handful of times, usually going for a Carhartt hoodie and Dickies while ranting in support of unions and the working class. Of course, you'll note that there's not a single scuff, tear, or stretch on his pristine blue-collar costume because Lurch hasn't done a single day of hard manual labor in his life. What makes his working man skin-suit grosser than anything is the fact that he openly backs policies that would put thousands of actual working men and women out of a job. Before he "always supported fracking and energy independence", he's been pushing hard the watermelon environmentalism (green on the outside, commie red on the inside) and actually supports policies that would destroy the American energy sector and entirely strip us of energy independence.

Well, like so many in politics, he failed his way up to the Lieutenant-Governorship. He actually had his stroke days before the Democrat primaries, but did not disclose it to voters then. He refused to debate Dr. Oz until after mail-in voting began, because obviously he was going to get crushed in the debate. When a mainstream news reporter actually did her job and reported that he seemed incapable of understanding anything she was saying before the interview, she was raked over the coals by his harpy wife, who attacked the reporter as "ableist" for calling out this sack of potatoes' inability to perform what should be a basic function of a senator.

He has two actual convicted murderers (sentences were commuted) on his campaign staff. He has openly advocated releasing just shy of 1,200 murderers serving life without parole from prison and is big on going soft on the most brutal and vicious criminals in our society to the point that he makes it a top priority. Of course, he's not too lax on crime. While he was mayor of Braddock, he heard some loud bangs in his vicinity while outside and literally CHASED DOWN A BLACK JOGGER IN HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND APPREHENDED HIM WITH A SHOTGUN POINTED AT HIS CHEST. Of course that man, Chris Miyares, was actually an unarmed jogger, and the noise he heard was fireworks. He feels perfectly justified in his actions and defended them. Imagine if a white Republican politician did that to an unarmed black man whose only cause for suspicion was that he was out jogging. Because of course, if it wasn't for double-standards, Democrats would have no standards at all.

"Ass-clown" doesn't even begin to describe this absolute piece of shit. He's not just a tool, he's a high-voltage power-tool. I don't believe in karma, but this guy having a stroke is one of those things that make me pause and reconsider.
 
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Dr. Evil said:
I know that silly. What's the official reason coming from Leigh? BTW, this was the first I've seen or heard Fedderman. HOLY SHITSHOW! That dude is one scary MOFO.
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He was actually in a suit for the debate, I was shocked. His normal getup it a hoodie with the sleeves rolled up to show his tats.
 
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I’ve read numerous articles and all said the democrats think him debating was a bad idea. I think Oz might win.
 
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Dr. Evil said:
I know that silly. What's the official reason coming from Leigh? BTW, this was the first I've seen or heard Fedderman. HOLY SHITSHOW! That dude is one scary MOFO.
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They are allowing Fedderman to count them and with the stroke he will be slower than normal.
 
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