Flashen....the 90,000 lumen flashlight that can start a fire.

[Criticalt]

Ummmmm, doesnt sound too dangerous.

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[GOYABEAN]

Always thinking of getting one but at a lower price

 

[ArmedCorgi]

 

[GOYABEAN]

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And probably can't even turn it into a quiet can

 

[FrankenCub]

Having a proofreader would be nice.

Halogen lamp’s maximum lifetime of 10.000 hours

Or is it really 10 hours...

 

[Deplorable Me]

I'm holding off on the pulse laser, but only if it's gift wrapped.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

What feature qualifies it as "tactical"?

 

[Deplorable Me]

What feature qualifies it as "tactical"?

You need to ask? Labeling it tactical allows them to charge $10 more and qualifies for memo of necessity banning.

 

[livingston]

What feature qualifies it as "tactical"?

It is black....

 

[pjzwtl]

So funny story I showed my wife this thread she in turn ordered me one for Christmas on 11/30. Guess what she is still waiting to give me my stocking stuffer. Has had tracking info for weeks it’s somewhere on a slow boat from the land of China. And I will add this their customer service sucks no response to her inquiries from the company. I would stay clear if your at all interested in a flashlight that could spontaneously combust your pack but I was looking forward to see if it would thaw the locks on the truck on a cold icy morning... maybe I’ll get it by next Christmas

 

[Cavalry]

I love the "testimonials". Craptacular translated Engrish, supposedly from white people with American names, well except where they put consonants in random locations.