Gun Jesus sounded like he had a little stroke for a minute there.
Ever hear the one about the Marine that got locked in a closet with an anvil?Whats the over and under that he was a marine?
Ran into a garage sale like this once only it was his tools I felt sorry for the guy so I filled my trunk with them to make sure they had a good home.
We were only able to win because the Russians had the German strategic frying pan supply tied up on the eastern front....