Gun Humor thread

[Jezman]

 

[GOYABEAN]

Cheaper than Divorce
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

 

[Jezman]

 

[Jezman]

 

[Jezman]

 

[Jezman]

 

[Jezman]

 

[Jezman]

 

[meketrefe]

 

[Darth]

1911 fanboy SCREEEEEEEECH!

 

[Jezman]

 

[dwa12479]

 

[Phazer]

 

[Phazer]

 

[dwa12479]

 

[Uninformed and Compliant]

FREAKIN BATERIES SUCK! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE ONE WITH DEAD BATTERIES!

 

[Phazer]

 

[Darth]

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Nice screencap skills!

 

[Phazer]

Nice screencap skills!

Wasn't done by me. But, cheers anyway, Darth.

 

[Jezman]

 

[Deplorable Me]

 

[Deplorable Me]

 

[Deplorable Me]

Only two types of handguns, 1911s and the rest that wish they were.

 

[Jezman]

 

[Jezman]

 

[Jezman]

 

[Phazer]

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I had a Camry just like that several years ago. Mine was sadly missing the passenger-side accessories.

Looks like that guy has a lot of reloading to do given all those bags of brass.

 

[Calculon]

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Ridiculous. Who needs all that crap on your key chain anyway?

 

[Darth]

 

[kev74]

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That neighbor is a jerk anyway.