Gun Humor thread

Phazer · Dec 9, 2020

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

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Calculon · Dec 9, 2020

Phazer said:
Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a...

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How do I get on the wait list for one?

"The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. It will also feature a fingerprint sensor, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet, to name a few. "

Edwardteach72 · Dec 9, 2020

Calculon said:
How do I get on the wait list for one?

"The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. It will also feature a fingerprint sensor, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet, to name a few. "

If only this was true

spat · Dec 9, 2020

Calculon said:
How do I get on the wait list for one?

"The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. It will also feature a fingerprint sensor, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet, to name a few. "

Phased plasma rifle in da 40 watt range....