Gun Owners Not Welcome on OKCupid

[Catskillkid]

At first I thought it might be a photoshop, but no...it actually is a new ad (sort of) for them: https://theblog.okcupid.com/lets-flip-the-script-on-dtf-1c7f0afa7304

For those of you who are not familiar with it, OkCupid is an online dating site, and yes, yours truly has an account. Only ever got one date off of it (and she was a Trump supporter who owned a gun...still kicking myself for letting her slip away, though it wasn't entirely my fault...but that's another story). With all the talk on these boards of pending nuptials and 20-30-40+ year wedding anniversaries I thought I would share this.

It's tough and getting tougher out there for us single guys.

 

[Airborneguy]

Haha I met my wife there AND forgot I had my AR-47 in the truck after a range trip on our first date.

 

[Defilade]

Last I checked Stalkers and Rapists love dating sites. A gun might make a better date.

 

[soylentBlue]

Because knowing your date can pass a background check takes the all the mystery out of it. Will you meet the love of your life? Will you end the night in a pit putting the lotion in the basket?

 

[VietnamEraVet]

Because knowing your date can pass a background check takes the all the mystery out of it. Will you meet the love of your life? Will you end the night in a pit putting the lotion in the basket?

“It puts the lotion on...”LOL! Very damn funny movie reference!

 

[Deplorable Me]

On a recent date my wife and I went to the pistol permit office together. She likes my big barrel.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

“It puts the lotion on...”LOL! Very damn funny movie reference!

Hey you don't know what pain is!!

 

[Saltwater60]

What's the toilet going to do with the gun. It's
Too big to be flushed. I don't get it?

 

[ArmedCorgi]

Talk about OKStupid.

 

[Catskillkid]

Thanks for derailing the thread you sickos...lol

 

[Catskillkid]

For what it's worth, this is actually what I do to get pumped up for a new date:

 

[ArmedCorgi]

For what it's worth, this is actually what I do to get pumped up for a new date:

Would you fuck you?

 

[Catskillkid]

Would you fuck you?

No. I suppose not.

But I can make a damn fine woman suit...I mean human leather...I mean...lampshade?

 

[Darth]

I don't get it. Isn't that where 1911s belong?

 

[Catskillkid]

I don't get it. Isn't that where 1911s belong?

Homo Sapien skin holster, you say? Hey, Darth...I got this empty well in my basement I think you should check out. By the way, do you prefer Jergens or Aveeno?

 

[Darth]

Homo Sapien skin holster, you say? Hey, Darth...I got this empty well in my basement I think you should check out. By the way, do you prefer Jergens or Aveeno?

Don't h8. Appreci8.

 

[libertysnake]

Haha I met my wife there AND forgot I had my AR-47 in the truck after a range trip on our first date.

Oh fuck. I actually have something in common with you now.

I met my now girlfriend there. Honestly the site is garbage, but somehow it panned out just out of sheer coincidence. A broken clock is right twice a day I guess.

6 years later... we’re basically looking to get married soon.

 

[Cureforcancer]

How first dates happen in reality.

 

[Darth]

Oh fuck. I actually have something in common with you now.

I met my now girlfriend there. Honestly the site is garbage, but somehow it panned out just out of sheer coincidence. A broken clock is right twice a day I guess.

6 years later... we’re basically looking to get married soon.

But she can't get you out of the pit?

 

[libertysnake]

But she can't get you out of the pit?

What? Are you on one of your Rainbow Six Ash dominatrix fetishes again?

 

[Darth]

What? Are you on one of your Rainbow Six Ash dominatrix fetishes again?

I'm about to unlock Cav and let the 2 fight it out in a pudding match.

 

[libertysnake]

I'm about to unlock Cav and let the 2 fight it out in a pudding match.

I approve of this potential game mode.

 

[hoodfu]

I met my wife on there. She googled around and found my YouTube videos of me shooting. We’re married now with kids.

 

[libertysnake]

I met my wife on there. She googled around and found my YouTube videos of me shooting. We’re married now with kids.

Better she find the YouTube videos than the PornTube ones.

 

[Catskillkid]

All right, so what you're all saying is:

1. Bring a black rifle to a first date
2. Have a Youtube Channel of me shooting
3. Have a PornTube Channel of me shooting...something...someplace
4. Provide blacklit basement dry well for initial round of intimacy
5. Provide several brands of lotions
6. Give her the hose when the time is right
7. Perfect mangina

 

[ArmedCorgi]

All right, so what you're all saying is:

1. Bring a black rifle to a first date
2. Have a Youtube Channel of me shooting
3. Have a PornTube Channel of me shooting...something...someplace
4. Provide blacklit basement dry well for initial round of intimacy
5. Provide several brands of lotions
6. Give her the hose when the time is right
7. Perfect mangina

I think giving her the hose is the most important step.

 

[Catskillkid]

I think giving her the hose is the most important step.

Yeah, but I got mean mangina, bro. Super proud to show it off!

 

[Dr. Evil]

Seems more dangerous to me...

 

[Greywolf224]

Whatever you do never forget to Lube your barrel.

 

[Catskillkid]

Whatever you do never forget to Lube your barrel.

You know I've said it before on here, but it deserves to be repeated as often as necessary:

No matter how dire the situation may seem, there is always time for lubrication.