pjzwtl
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Can’t say either way. We have had 1 trick or treater at our place for the 18 yrs we lived here.
Halloween was dead...
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Depick
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I had quite a few kids in my neighborhood so Halloween is alive and well in My neck of the woods. My neighborhood goes all out I have neighbors that have small bonfires in the driveway while they pass out candy and the customary laps around the neighborhood from the local fire department spice things up. I put a few beers away while passing out candy on my porch.
Jmac00
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we went dark and went out for dinner, we leave the dog home in case someone tries to get stupid.
The last time we stayed home for Holloween, we had 8 kids show up LATE, it was 8 inner city kids with pillow cases for bags, dirty T-shirts and they smelled an awful lot like pot. They were harmless but we couldn't see any reason to say home after that.
We went out with friends for a dinner, way more fun than sitting at home with 20 pounds of candy
The last time we stayed home for Holloween, we had 8 kids show up LATE, it was 8 inner city kids with pillow cases for bags, dirty T-shirts and they smelled an awful lot like pot. They were harmless but we couldn't see any reason to say home after that.
We went out with friends for a dinner, way more fun than sitting at home with 20 pounds of candy
Bigfoot
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Time for a scary Halloween story... (true story)
Years ago a friend of mine that was in his early twenty's at the time went to a Halloween party for adults.
He custom made an interesting costume for that party, the costume was a giant penis, complete with balls vanes and different shades of color and everything.
This friend of mine rented a room in my house for 4 years. When he got the penis costume finished he came out into the main part of the house wearing it... There in our kitchen, he stands there, a 7 foot tall penis with big balls bouncing around down by his feet as he walked around... LOL
I thought that it was funny and was impressed with how good of a job he did making it.
My wife thought that it was gross, but she couldn't stop laughing either.
Anyways, on party night he left for Brockport with his giant penis costume. For those that don't know, Brockport is a college town with some bars on main street. So he proceeds to hit a few of the Halloween parties going on and also does a little bar hopping in that giant penis costume of his.
Word got around town that there is a giant, walking, talking, penis in town hitting on all of the woman.
This made some of the college guy's mad. So they cornered him in front of one of the bars on main street.
They start to punch him and he is out numbered, but he is trying to fight back in the penis costume.
Now picture that,,, LOL ,,, A 7 foot penis with bouncing balls trying to fight them off... LOL
The group of friends that he was with seen what was going on from across the street. They ran across the street,
evened the odds, and chased the "jealous" attackers off.
The next morning his brother (who was there) comes over to the house and tells Mrs Bigfoot and I what happened the night before. So I go to his room, wake him up, and ask him if he is OK... He said yea, he said that he hardly felt the punches because of all of the padding in the costume.
He said that it all happened so fast. One minute he was being chased down the sidewalk by a bunch of drunk hot college girls that wanted him... The next minute he was being chased the other way back down the sidewalk by a bunch of football player types. He said that he could not out run them with the big balls bouncing of his ankles and shins... LOL
The giant penis costume was retired after that Halloween. It now hangs in his attic in all of it's glory for memories sake.
It doesn't look as good as it once did though... The giant penis looks like it was beat up and dragged down the sidewalk.
Well, because it was... LMAO.
Years ago a friend of mine that was in his early twenty's at the time went to a Halloween party for adults.
He custom made an interesting costume for that party, the costume was a giant penis, complete with balls vanes and different shades of color and everything.
This friend of mine rented a room in my house for 4 years. When he got the penis costume finished he came out into the main part of the house wearing it... There in our kitchen, he stands there, a 7 foot tall penis with big balls bouncing around down by his feet as he walked around... LOL
I thought that it was funny and was impressed with how good of a job he did making it.
My wife thought that it was gross, but she couldn't stop laughing either.
Anyways, on party night he left for Brockport with his giant penis costume. For those that don't know, Brockport is a college town with some bars on main street. So he proceeds to hit a few of the Halloween parties going on and also does a little bar hopping in that giant penis costume of his.
Word got around town that there is a giant, walking, talking, penis in town hitting on all of the woman.
This made some of the college guy's mad. So they cornered him in front of one of the bars on main street.
They start to punch him and he is out numbered, but he is trying to fight back in the penis costume.
Now picture that,,, LOL ,,, A 7 foot penis with bouncing balls trying to fight them off... LOL
The group of friends that he was with seen what was going on from across the street. They ran across the street,
evened the odds, and chased the "jealous" attackers off.
The next morning his brother (who was there) comes over to the house and tells Mrs Bigfoot and I what happened the night before. So I go to his room, wake him up, and ask him if he is OK... He said yea, he said that he hardly felt the punches because of all of the padding in the costume.
He said that it all happened so fast. One minute he was being chased down the sidewalk by a bunch of drunk hot college girls that wanted him... The next minute he was being chased the other way back down the sidewalk by a bunch of football player types. He said that he could not out run them with the big balls bouncing of his ankles and shins... LOL
The giant penis costume was retired after that Halloween. It now hangs in his attic in all of it's glory for memories sake.
It doesn't look as good as it once did though... The giant penis looks like it was beat up and dragged down the sidewalk.
Well, because it was... LMAO.
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byron
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Bigfoot
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One more Halloween story... It's not nearly as good as the last one though.
When I was a young teenager some friends and I went to town to create some Halloween mayhem.
Somehow we got the attention of some sheriff's deputies.
2 deputies chased us, as I ran past a big dog house I decided that it was a good place to hide.
So as my friends kept running out into a hay field to try and get away, I crawled inside the dog house.
The 2 deputies stood right next to that dog house (right next to where I was hiding) and talked about how they plan on catching us.
I could hear one of the deputies say to the other one. You go over there, I am going to go over there, but watch out
over there, they might be hiding in that hedgerow.
All of my friends got caught and I didn't...
The 2 deputies were probably 3 feet (at the very most) from me, standing right next to the dog house
that my young, stupid ass, was hiding in ... LOL
Recently I watched an episode of Live PD where a cop ran past a dog house chasing someone.
I was yelling at the TV,,, IN THE DOG HOUSE,,, LOOK IN THE DOG HOUSE..... LOL
When I was a young teenager some friends and I went to town to create some Halloween mayhem.
Somehow we got the attention of some sheriff's deputies.
2 deputies chased us, as I ran past a big dog house I decided that it was a good place to hide.
So as my friends kept running out into a hay field to try and get away, I crawled inside the dog house.
The 2 deputies stood right next to that dog house (right next to where I was hiding) and talked about how they plan on catching us.
I could hear one of the deputies say to the other one. You go over there, I am going to go over there, but watch out
over there, they might be hiding in that hedgerow.
All of my friends got caught and I didn't...
The 2 deputies were probably 3 feet (at the very most) from me, standing right next to the dog house
that my young, stupid ass, was hiding in ... LOL
Recently I watched an episode of Live PD where a cop ran past a dog house chasing someone.
I was yelling at the TV,,, IN THE DOG HOUSE,,, LOOK IN THE DOG HOUSE..... LOL
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S&W Fan
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Well that explains a lot .
Bigfoot
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The friend of mine that made the giant penis costume went to a Halloween party last weekend.
Him and his wife planned on getting ripped, so I took them there and took them back home.
He is a deer hunter, and was dressed up as a deer hunter.
His wife was dressed up as a deer... A buck with a nice rack.
On the way back to his house the two of them were talking about how their costumes compliment each other.
They were talking about how in and of themselves the costumes were good. But to get the full effect they had to be together... Deer hunter (him) and the deer (her)
I told them, seeing that they wanted costumes to compliment the other one.
That it is a good thing that he didn't wear his giant penis costume...
Get it? ... LOL ... Get it?
Him and his wife planned on getting ripped, so I took them there and took them back home.
He is a deer hunter, and was dressed up as a deer hunter.
His wife was dressed up as a deer... A buck with a nice rack.
On the way back to his house the two of them were talking about how their costumes compliment each other.
They were talking about how in and of themselves the costumes were good. But to get the full effect they had to be together... Deer hunter (him) and the deer (her)
I told them, seeing that they wanted costumes to compliment the other one.
That it is a good thing that he didn't wear his giant penis costume...
Get it? ... LOL ... Get it?
byron
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Dr. Evil
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Was dead where we where ... I have never seen it like this before ever. The Halloween with snow on the ground was busier, Something just doesn't feel right.
pjzwtl
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It’s Trumps fault
Sounds like a Benny Hill show gag.
At the last place I worked before retiring, each Halloween my friend Geoff (RIP) used to buy a new cat pan, coarse corn meal and Tootsie rolls. He'd soften the Tootsie rolls in the oven, coat them in corn meal and put them in a bed of corn meal in the cat pan. He had very few takers.
Not as good as a 7 foot penis, just a shitty little one.................................
Not as good as a 7 foot penis, just a shitty little one.................................
Bigfoot
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It does now that you mention it... LOL
I can just hear the Benny Hill show theme song playing while all of that was going down... LOL
I still watch Benny Hill on you tube once in a while.
One of the best IMHO.
Bigfoot
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It was a dark and stormy night, just like tonight.
When suddenly, out of the darkness came a ....
When suddenly, out of the darkness came a ....
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