Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever

[byron]

Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an interview over the weekend, Hillary Clinton continued to deny any wrongdoing in the various controversies she was involved with during her time as Secretary of State and the 2016 Democratic candidate, claiming her only crime was "stealing the hearts of the American people."

The interviewer asked Clinton if she was guilty of any of the myriad accusations against her when she admitted to being "100% guilty" of being America's sweetheart.

"If being an extremely likable person beloved by every true American is a crime, then lock me up!" she said, laughing. "I'm guilty on all counts! Put me away for years! Throw me in the dungeon and toss the key in the garbage!"

She also confessed to lesser crimes of being "a woman of the people" and "extremely relatable."

"I can't help it if I'm just really good at connecting with the common man, who may only own two or three modest homes and wear suits worth less than $1,000," she said. "I'm just that really down-to-earth kind of person, and you can't blame me for that. It's just who I am, fam!"

 

[ArmedCorgi]

"I can't help it if I'm just really good at connecting with the common man, who may only own two or three modest homes and wear suits worth less than $1,000," she said. "I'm just that really down-to-earth kind of person, and you can't blame me for that. It's just who I am, fam!"

I nearly spit my coffee out at that one. Lmao! That can't be real..
She hasn't learned anything. Soooo out of touch with reality.

 

[byron]

I nearly spit my coffee out at that one. Lmao! That can't be real..
She hasn't learned anything. Soooo out of touch with reality.

 

[Podmonkey]

Is she lying to us, or herself more?
A bizarrely twisted individual.

 

[camper4lyfe]

She really needs a psych eval.

 

[Catskillkid]

This has to be a satire article.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Proof positive dementia has set in.

 

[masterswimmer]

We need her to KEEP TALKING!

She's truly delusional.

 

[kev74]

She's drunk.

 

[ManrisFrack]

The Babylon Bee | Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

Yes, definitely satire.

 

[Criticalt]

Ill give the same response as another thread.

Who cares.
Im done with USA politics.

 

[stuck in ny]

The Babylon Bee | Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

Yes, definitely satire.

Ha Ha! The reference humor is dead on.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

Proof positive dementia has set in.

Sadly, wouldn't matter for the dems one bit.

 

[togmaster]

"Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing from The American People"

Please note correction above.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Keep in mind, Al Capone thought he did no wrong either.

 

[Acer-m14]

"The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People"

Still is Stealing .. Wench ..

 

[Deplorable Me]

So Hillery is fantasizing about a third run in 2020? Maybe her and Ginsberg can call Kennedy Uber to shuttle their asses about town.