How long will you survive?

[GOPerfect]

Scientists have worked out how long humans would survive in a zombie apocalypse

 

[GOPerfect]

 

[Twogunwilly]

Long enough to enslave and torture my libreturd neighbors.

 

[SomeSoldier]

Zombies vs. animals? The living dead wouldn't stand a chance

Id be alright. I have nature on my side.

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Are these the fast running ones like they are all hopped up on shit or the slow and plodding drunk staggering zombies. It makes a difference...

 

[Marine Cpl]

All you have to do is take over a small Caribbean island and regroup. The Florida keys would be ideal. Start from the south and work your way up.

 

[GOPerfect]

Zombies vs. animals? The living dead wouldn't stand a chance

Id be alright. I have nature on my side.

I would be curious to know if the Zombies are attacked and/or eaten by these birds of prey or other animals, won't they become infected as well? What about flies and other insects?

If all of those become infected, we are really screwed!

 

[96coal449]

This is where I favor long edged weapons like machetes and Asian blades. Maybe a Tomahawk too.
As far as birds .... a lot of 12ga turkey shot would be in order!
Miskitos? We'd be screwed ..... unless some serious flame power is used.

 

[tirwin1]

The title of that article is misleading. It said that "physics students" prepared the report. I wouldn't give them the title of "scientists" just yet.

I'm just glad no taxpayer dollars were used for this "report." I fully expected it to have been funded by the CDC.

 

[Saltwater60]

I’d be fine. There are no zombies.

 

[GOPerfect]

This is where I favor long edged weapons like machetes and Asian blades. Maybe a Tomahawk too.
As far as birds .... a lot of 12ga turkey shot would be in order!
Miskitos? We'd be screwed ..... unless some serious flame power is used.

I have LOTS of them./

 

[Dinkus the Stinkus]

I would be curious to know if the Zombies are attacked and/or eaten by these birds of prey or other animals, won't they become infected as well? What about flies and other insects?

If all of those become infected, we are really screwed!

The article is assuming that the zombie virus is not transmitted between species. However having played plague Inc that's exactly how you make zombies deadly to all humans.

 

[GOYABEAN]

All you have to do is take over a small Caribbean island and regroup. The Florida keys would be ideal. Start from the south and work your way up.

Yeah but what will work best 45cal or 9mm

 

[GOPerfect]

Yeah but what will work best 45cal or 9mm

In regards to this conversation, even though I would have 45's, I would prefer to use 9mm due to the amount of ammo that I have and could find.

 

[Marine Cpl]

Yeah but what will work best 45cal or 9mm

In regards to this conversation, even though I would have 45's, I would prefer to use 9mm due to the amount of ammo that I have and could find.

A .45 will take your soul but zombies have no souls so it would be ineffective.

 

[GOPerfect]

A .45 will take your soul but zombies have no souls so it would be ineffective.

True that! But, it may pop off enough of their heads so they could not eat me.

 

[Robin]

I have a variety, so I'l just keep shooting till I find what works.
Robin

 

[Phauxtoe]

What the Hell do the English know?
of course they would think everyone would succumb, they are giving up their very own country!

F-Them, 'Merica!

 

[Catskillkid]

Depends on a lot of variables in my opinion. Fast vs. slow zombies? How infection is spread (bites only? airborne? Turn when you die a la Walking Dead?). Interesting to think about especially for all the doomsday preppers out there.

 

[GOPerfect]

Depends on a lot of variables in my opinion. Fast vs. slow zombies? How infection is spread (bites only? airborne? Turn when you die a la Walking Dead?). Interesting to think about especially for all the doomsday preppers out there.

I think about this shit all of the time!!!!

 

[Marine Cpl]

Depends on a lot of variables in my opinion. Fast vs. slow zombies? How infection is spread (bites only? airborne? Turn when you die a la Walking Dead?). Interesting to think about especially for all the doomsday preppers out there.

I think about this shit all of the time!!!!

I think the most realistic zombie would be like in that book "The Remaining."

The zombie is a live human that got some type of bacteria that ate a portion of the brain that turned the human into basically a hungry, wild animal with no intelligence.

He would get angry and try to eat anything that moved. He could be killed like any regular human however.

 

[Catskillkid]

I think about this shit all of the time!!!!

I think the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide is in someone's future if I get the chance to be their secret Santa

 

[GOPerfect]

I think the most realistic zombie would be like in that book "The Remaining."

The zombie is a live human that got some type of bacteria that ate a portion of the brain that turned the human into basically a hungry, wild animal with no intelligence.

He would get angry and try to eat anything that moved. He could be killed like any regular human however.

LOVED THAT SERIES!!!!!!

 

[Jmac00]

I don't care, I'll be so far into the wilderness, not even the Zombies will find me

 

[Robin]

Couple of Zombies and you won't care about Zombies.
Zombie - Drink Recipe – How to Make the Perfect Zombie
Robin

 

[Magnus]

They called me crazy when I bought that suit of armor. The original IronMan!



Everyone knows zombies will go for the nads, so spend the extra money. It’s worth the peace of mind.

 

[pjzwtl]

Just a thought but up here in the winter wouldn’t zombies freeze solid?

 

[Marine Cpl]

Just a thought but up here in the winter wouldn’t zombies freeze solid?

And in the summer they'll bloat and explode in a few hours or rot away in a few days.

I think a more accurate zombie would be those unprepared, hungry millennials who will come for you to demand you give them what you have.

 

[E the massive]

Survive long enough to make them pay. Make them all pay!!!!! Bwahahahaaa

 

[gun_slinger_boy]

I think an outbreak would be over in a matter of hours. 2 tops. Do you know just how many people are waiting for this type of thing to go down? You'd then finally discover how many people have pallets worth of ammo in there basement barely able to be supported by the foundation. I think more humans would be shot than actual zombies lol.

Cleatis: "That guy walkin funny".
Jimbo: "You think maybe he drunk"?
Cleatis: "Better shoot jussa make sure."
BOOM!