I have to come clean here!!

[Uninformed and Compliant]

Those damned Russians were worse, here in Onondaga. They hacked the damned paper ballots.

Not the way you think, either. Those bastards swapped in a bunch of surplus Russian non-Y2K pens left over from the old Soviet era. Every freakin vote in my district ended up being cast for Charles Evans Hughes.

 

[4excal]

O.K., I can't hide my guilt any longer. I was on my way in to vote for Hitlery, when Putin called me on my cell phone and asked me to vote for Donald Trump... so I did!
What can I say, I'm easy!!

he called you too!

Putin shipped me to the Kremlin and I hopped on his computer to hack in.

Photo proof:

Holy crap!! Me too!! Must have been the largest conference call in history, and it worked!!

WTF I only got a text

 

[pjzwtl]

You all got screwed I got a dozen ICBM's, 1000 AK's and free Wolf ammo for life...suckers.