I think you should follow the advice from the wise posters on this thread to get a SIG P229 or P226 (sounds like you already got a full drawer of tupperware) but you should get them in the Legion series and tell your wife that you had to in order to show your wife how much you really love her. After that you will need some nice leather holsters (may I suggest Wright Leather Works in a Master or Signature Collection) and a New Beltman Belt so you can look your best for your loving wife.
When did he name his right hand wife?