Lloyd Austin’s secret surgery and illness

[kev74]

The rumors on the inter web are that he was on one of his secret NATO meetings in Ukraine when they got caught in one of several massive missile strikes on Kiev and Liviv recently. The strike supposedly hit high ranking officers of NATO in Kiev according to the Russian accounts . It makes a lot of sense since he had been going on meetings there and announcing them after he left Ukraine. It also makes sense why the second in line , was never notified .


National security adviser Jake Sullivan and other senior White House aides didn’t know of Austin’s Jan. 1 hospitalization until the Defense Department sent over word Jan. 4, two other U.S. officials said

Pentagon didn't inform Biden, White House for days about Austin’s hospitalization

The news came as a shock to top staff, including national security adviser Jake Sullivan.

www.politico.com

Updated December 29, 2023 at 1:59 p.m. EST|Published December 29, 2023 at 4:35 a.m. EST
KYIV — Russia fired more than 150 missiles and drones at Ukraine on Friday in one of the largest bombardments of the war, officials said, hitting schools, parks, homes, a hospital and other civilian infrastructure, and rupturing the relative calm of an otherwise quiet winter on the conflict’s static front lines.
About 18 bombers launched missiles, Ukraine’s air force said. Gen. Valery Zaluzhny, the head of Ukraine’s armed forces, said 87 missiles and 27 strike drones were shot down out of 158 total.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/12/29/ukraine-russia-missile-barrage-power/

The plus-sized ghost of Kiev???

 

[holdover]

breast Implants for men are a career booster, so theres that. Looking forward to seeing him on the cover of Vogue, Strike a pose ya fat bastard.

 

[holdover]

Could be the first male breast reduction by kinzhal.

If you ask me, he could have used a little ass reduction too.

 

[MothMan]

Mammaplasty - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[MothMan]

My $$ is on augmentation makes it easier to cradle Joe's head.

 

[pshift]

Everyone should really take it easy on him. He is currently 'transitioning'.....

 

[spat]

Finally transitioning? Go figure, a medical procedure had complications...

If that was the case he wouldn't be hiding it.

He'd be buying a superbowl add to announce how virtuous he is.

 

[spat]

I don’t think the president talks to anyone but himself at this point on a regular basis. I’m not sure how he will run a campaign or debate anyone this go around. I know they have said no debates but people have to know what that means. People can’t be this stupid.

Never bet against large groups of people lacking stupidity.

No matter how low you set the bar, you'll be disappointed.

 

[kev74]

Everyone should really take it easy on him. He is currently 'transitioning'.....

#brave!

I bet he gets a new transition ribbon to wear.

 

[Vinson57]

A true spineless person who cannot man up and say what the problem was. This controversy could end if they would say what it is.

I'm over 60 and will tell younger men, do not ignore taking a piss being a problem. I ignored signs too long.

My best friend ignores and takes 20 pisses a day. Does not help him eighter to drink coffee all the time. That's from a bad diet and high insulin resistance. Another issue in itself.

Having to piss all the time means you are filled to 100% and more and this begins to hurt the kidneys and when you do pee only get to 80% to begin the refilling. A first visit to urologist is they have you pee all the way upon arrival and then use simple ultra sound to see remaining volume. You will find out you have a lot left.

If Austin got a procedure called a TURP, it is elective and takes about two hours but you have a catheter for about 4-7 days after with a large gauge tube to a big bag collecting up.

They told me to come back on a certain day and I went to the urologist carrying my in a plastic shopping bag and there was about 5-6 other duded sitting there for the same thing. They all said I should of though of that as it spared the embarrassment of the nasty looking bag. Seems many people this week had the procedure.

Anyways the procedure did not fix anything for me in the end and the effects of it took about two months to go away. I'm left with intermittent cathing and it works as it allows for 8-10 hours of not needing to take a piss and no harder that a cleaning rod on your favorite "rifle". However I get my sleep and never have to wake up to pee.

The opposite problem to this is incontinence and this I do not have would present a whole different range of issues.

 

[JunkBoxFull]

So, with all the crap going on in Europe and Middle East, no one knew ???? Shouldn't he and the "president" be talking hourly ???

Well, actually, you`d have to have a real president to talk to start with. We have a mindless idiot that they keep telling us, is the president.

Basically, WE, are, FUKT, as a country.

 

[holdover]

WASHINGTON — Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was diagnosed with prostate cancer in December and underwent a minimally invasive procedure to treat and cure it, according to a statement from Walter Reed National Military Center officials on Tuesday.

So he kept it a secret? I Mean, not notifying anyone that he would be going to the hospital for surgery? Not even the president? Nobody knew where the fuck he was? minimally invasive? last time I checked cancer is not minimally invasive.

Ok, everybody not buying this story raise your hand.

Im waiting for phase 2, where he resigns due to pressure or health , and is never heard of again . I still think he had a severe case of sudden missile syndrome and is either wounded or dead. ( Yet to be stated)

 

[fresch]

Top brass not following set in place procedures, he would shitcan any lower military personnel if they did it.
Rules for you not for me!

 

[Robin]

The man is an incompetent fool, always has been, check his record, also flat out lied to congress, both houses, but he's Obamas butt boy so truth doesn't matter, and make no mistake, this is obamas third term.
Robin

 

[Saltwater60]

Never bet against large groups of people lacking stupidity.

No matter how low you set the bar, you'll be disappointed.

Everyday the left disappoints me, everyday the American people disappoint me. I guess we will see 11/24 of that holds true or a bit of my disappoint will be set aside.

 

[Saltwater60]

Toning to see folks just prostrate cancer surgery.

Lloyd Austin didn’t want to share his prostate cancer struggle. Many men feel similarly. — USA TODAY

Lloyd Austin finally revealed his prostate cancer publicly. Experts say his hesitance to discuss it speaks to stigma men face in our culture.

apple.news

 

[Saltwater60]

The man is an incompetent fool, always has been, check his record, also flat out lied to congress, both houses, but he's Obamas butt boy so truth doesn't matter, and make no mistake, this is obamas third term.
Robin

Sounds a lot like his boss

 

[Mosinitis]

WASHINGTON — Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was diagnosed with prostate cancer in December and underwent a minimally invasive procedure to treat and cure it, according to a statement from Walter Reed National Military Center officials on Tuesday.

So he kept it a secret? I Mean, not notifying anyone that he would be going to the hospital for surgery? Not even the president? Nobody knew where the fuck he was? minimally invasive? last time I checked cancer is not minimally invasive.

Ok, everybody not buying this story raise your hand.

Im waiting for phase 2, where he resigns due to pressure or health , and is never heard of again . I still think he had a severe case of sudden missile syndrome and is either wounded or dead. ( Yet to be stated)

It is entirely possible that both events took place and they use one to hide another. He spent a good deal of time in the hospital for a simple procedure. Even if it's only cancer, his condition is worse then what they are telling.

That said British are trying to get Turkey to open up Bosporus Strait for NATO military vessels, using mine sweepers to lessen initial resistance. Remember how the West promised to supply only defensive weapons. Erdogan will pretend to resist, but will eventually agree. It will cross two red lines and old International agreement. NATO will keep escalating and watch how the Russians react.

 

[spat]

Everyday the left disappoints me, everyday the American people disappoint me. I guess we will see 11/24 of that holds true or a bit of my disappoint will be set aside.

On 11/24 we will find out if the percentage of suicidal morons in society is slight less or slightly more than 50%.

But, either way that goes, about half of us are barely smart enough to fog a mirror.

 

[Zerex]

Do you actually want someone competent in that job?
Jack Smith for example?

Having your prostate out is an extremely painful procedure............. even by laparoscopic methods...it is still cutting.............A friend had his out....pain lasted for weeks...........taking opioids to control the searing pain stops up your bowels.............hence SECDEF's return to the ER...dehydration, UTI, stopped up bowels and pain...................

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

It just goes to show the people we publicly "think" are in charge in this administration, are not actually the ones in charge.

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Everyday the left disappoints me, everyday the American people disappoint me. I guess we will see 11/24 of that holds true or a bit of my disappoint will be set aside.

What's the reference to 11/24 mean?

 

[stokes]

What's the reference to 11/24 mean?

Nov 2024....election

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Nov 2024....election

Thanks... I thought it meant November 24th

 

[kev74]

Do you actually want someone competent in that job?
Jack Smith for example?

Having your prostate out is an extremely painful procedure............. even by laparoscopic methods...it is still cutting.............A friend had his out....pain lasted for weeks...........taking opioids to control the searing pain stops up your bowels.............hence SECDEF's return to the ER...dehydration, UTI, stopped up bowels and pain...................

I hadn't thought about a Defense Secretary being doped up on pain killers.

Makes his being AWOL and not disclosing his condition that much worse.

 

[Zerex]

Addiction to Demerol is common and he will have to be weaned off the commonly prescribed med.

Walking will be a chore for weeks to come..........

He likely had confidence in his secretly assigned underlings..not the fool Biden appointed as a spy, to watch him............ who was on vacation......

 

[pjzwtl]

There are a few take aways from this issue and the biggest is how little respect they have for Joestumblefuckshitshispants inside the administration

 

[Acer-m14]

Addiction to Demerol is common

when i was in a burn unit .. i got shots of that ..

it was ok at first then it didn't work for the pain for the pain on removing the burnt tissue from my burns ..

doc said give another shot .. i said no .. i got the shot

then i back handed the nurse guy and hit the tiled wall with my arm ..

off to xray now .. for the arm

then the doc shows up the next morning ..

i tossed the breakfast cart at him ..

yeah we have a problem ..

when i say No .. I Mean No ..

 

[kev74]

when i was in a burn unit .. i got shots of that ..

it was ok at first then it didn't work for the pain for the pain on removing the burnt tissue from my burns ..

doc said give another shot .. i said no .. i got the shot

then i back handed the nurse guy and hit the tiled wall with my arm ..

off to xray now .. for the arm

then the doc shows up the next morning ..

i tossed the breakfast cart at him ..

yeah we have a problem ..

when i say No .. I Mean No ..

Dr. Cosby?

 

[Acer-m14]

Dr. Cosby?

i don't even know his name .. that was the first time i seen him when i launch the breakfast cart at him ..

i do not put with there crap .. i punched my Orthodontist in the mouth once .. would not give me Novocain shot ... i was 14 yrs old then ..

told me it didn't hurt when grinding on my teeth .. so i punched him .. did that hurt ..


i was at the Medical University of South Carolina .. so everyone taking care of me were just students ..


thinking today .. it was like being in the TV show of Dr House .. LOL . .



By the Way .. they ate most of the Fruit Basket that was sent to me too