Yeah, as I scrolled from left to right, thinking about how the fuzz stole all those guns, I kept uttering “Ugh!” every few swipes. Too bad they’re gone.
There once was a sad altercation,
Of neighborly alienation.
One neighbor got whipped,
The other got clipped,
Which led to complete confiscation.
"Lattinville, a convicted felon, was booked into the High Desert Detention Center for assault with a firearm and being a felon in possession of a firearm."
I thought the S.C. just recently ruled that felons don't lose their rights?
(then again, this pitifully detailed "news" article doesn't state what he was convicted of)