Man with umbrella prompts lockdown at Destiny USA

[JunkBoxFull]

There was a guy in my town that was nuts beyond belief. People used to yell to him it’s going to rain and he would freak out yelling and swearing. Not sure why

And they walk among us. Its getting harder to tell one from another anymore, because most of the public is flippin out anymore. You can almost predict the next scenario playing out. Someone sneezes, another person will swear it was a gunshot.

 

[spat]

And they walk among us. Its getting harder to tell one from another anymore, because most of the public is flippin out anymore. You can almost predict the next scenario playing out. Someone sneezes, another person will swear it was a gunshot.

Or an acorn falls on a hood, and a supposedly well trained cop starts mag dumping into the occupied vehicle.

 

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

Or an acorn falls on a hood, and a supposedly well trained cop starts mag dumping into the occupied vehicle.

I think an umbrella might have prevented that one...

 

[Bigfoot]

FWIW. I'm just here to say.

I've never owned or used, or ever needed, an umbrella. I don't get the need for one.

I don't think I've ever seen an umbrella in real life. It's just rain, it's not that big of a deal.
Ask me how I know.

But I suppose we all have different ways of life and have different needs. I can appreciate that.
I'm just speaking from my own perspective.

Just for transparency, I did build a makeshift roof over my primary tree stand. I guess an old hood of a car haphazardly nailed above my perch is an umbrella? IDK.

But that kind of shit makes sense though. I mean, who wants to spend all morning standing/sitting in the stand while getting rained on? Duh.

Anyway, for the first time in my life, I now want to buy a black umbrella. Funny how that works. I want to buy the blackest one available from Umbrella's Unlimited before Hochul bans black umbrellas in New York. I'm just saying.

I'm thinking I'll hang it over my you know, the thing.

 

[spat]

FWIW. I'm just here to say.

I've never owned or used, or ever needed, an umbrella. I don't get the need for one.

I don't think I've ever seen an umbrella in real life. It's just rain, it's not that big of a deal.
Ask me how I know.

But I suppose we all have different ways of life and have different needs. I can appreciate that.
I'm just speaking from my own perspective.

Just for transparency, I did build a makeshift roof over my primary tree stand. I guess an old hood of a car nailed above my perch is sort of an umbrella? IDK.

But that kind of shit makes sense though. I mean, who wants to spend all morning standing/sitting in the stand while getting rained on? Duh.

Anyway, for the first time in my life, I now want to buy a black umbrella. Funny how that works. I want to buy the blackest one available from Umbrella's Unlimited before Hochul bans black umbrellas in New York. I'm just saying.

Women who spend a lot of time and money on their hair and makeup are the primary target demographic I think.

Men are waterproof, women, not so much.

 

[Bigfoot]

Women who spend a lot of time and money on their hair and makeup are the primary target demographic I think.

Men are waterproof, women, not so much.

Sure, that makes sense. I didn't think of the woman.

I guess I'm just used to watching my wife go from the back door to the truck quickly if need be.

 

[spat]

Sure, that makes sense. I didn't think of the woman.

I guess I'm just used to watching my wife go from the back door to the truck quickly if need be.

At home is the easy part.

Imagine she needs to get to the truck from the hairdresser at the mall, and she had to park in aisle Z.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Has Hochul proposed an umbrella ban yet?

 

[JunkBoxFull]

Has Hochul proposed an umbrella ban yet?

Its headed under her desk as we speak. She doesn't want the wrong eyes seeing her signing it into law. Sneaky b!tches they are!

EDIT:
That`s sarcasm above just so i`m clear here, for those who have soft feelings that get hurt easy.

 

[Grimscale]

Men are waterproof, women, not so much.

Not anymore. WAY too much soy in them to be waterproof.

 

[Grimscale]

People used to yell to him it’s going to rain and he would freak out yelling and swearing. Not sure why

Probably because some cop confiscated his umbrella thinking it was a gun?

 

[Tisto]

Is this a thing now ? Thinking everything is an AR ?

 

[Pale Rider]

See something, say something.

 

[Saltwater60]

FWIW. I'm just here to say.

I've never owned or used, or ever needed, an umbrella. I don't get the need for one.

I don't think I've ever seen an umbrella in real life. It's just rain, it's not that big of a deal.
Ask me how I know.

But I suppose we all have different ways of life and have different needs. I can appreciate that.
I'm just speaking from my own perspective.

Just for transparency, I did build a makeshift roof over my primary tree stand. I guess an old hood of a car haphazardly nailed above my perch is an umbrella? IDK.

But that kind of shit makes sense though. I mean, who wants to spend all morning standing/sitting in the stand while getting rained on? Duh.

Anyway, for the first time in my life, I now want to buy a black umbrella. Funny how that works. I want to buy the blackest one available from Umbrella's Unlimited before Hochul bans black umbrellas in New York. I'm just saying.

I'm thinking I'll hang it over my you know, the thing.

Only time I use an umbrella is when I’m at a track meet or cross country meet for my kids. 45 and rainy sucks so I need to stay dry.

 

[Bigfoot]

Come to find out, we do have an umbrella, and I never knew it. The wife pulled it out of the closet to prove it to me. I asked her how long that's been in the closet, and she said forever.

It's not a black, scary-looking umbrella though. It doesn't look anything like an AR. lol
It's a clear umbrella with yellow ducks printed on it. I'm pretty sure it's a kid's umbrella.
Wait, what? kids use umbrellas?

I'm not an umbrella racist or anything, they just have never been a thing in my life. YMMV

 

[Bigfoot]

Only time I use an umbrella is when I’m at a track meet or cross country meet for my kids. 45 and rainy sucks so I need to stay dry.

That's why I put a roof over my primary tree stand. 45 and rainy does suck.
It probably would have been easier to take an umbrella up there than an old hood of a car though.

 

[Bigfoot]

It's not something I ever thought about before this thread, but I just told my wife that I never see anyone actually using an umbrella. She said that's because I don't go to church. She attends church on most Sundays, so I suppose she would know.

I just don't recall ever watching someone walking in the rain holding an umbrella.
Much less an umbrella that could be mistaken for an AR-15.