My Dick's Review

[Justincase]

Bought some 9mm ammo from Dick's using a $10 rewards coupon they sent us. I refuse to shop there but the wife keeps buying shit from them, so I use the freebies to get boxes of ammo for a dollar. Here's a review I submitted for 9mm Remington UMC ammo. Kinda pointless, but it makes me feel better, lol.

Works great in my 9mm assault weapon.

Despite Dicks' virtue signaling, I was still able to use my "assault weapon" to lay waste to multitudes of paper targets, and otherwise do all kinds of law abiding things with my weapon of war. Thanks Dick's!!

 

[96coal449]

I still won't let my wife shop there. I tell her, ''don't be a dick."
Nice you found a way for a bit of fun having revenge.....through the back door. Pun intended.
Fuck you Dicks.

 

[Acer-m14]

where are the paper targets of Dicks getting his tip shot off LOL ..

 

[libertysnake]

Fuck you Dicks.

Careful. @Darth might hear.

 

[meketrefe]

Oh! So dicks is still in business?

 

[Toecutter]

I reviewed my dick one on facebook, got banned for a month.

 

[Kwalsh]

I had a gift card so I bought 2 boxes of 9mm for .90 cents

Otherwise I will not step inside that shithole

 

[Justincase]

I had a gift card so I bought 2 boxes of 9mm for .90 cents

Otherwise I will not step inside that shithole

Likewise. Only reason i go in there is if I can get ammo on them. My wife refuses to stop going there. Drives me nuts.

 

[Justincase]

I still won't let my wife shop there. I tell her, ''don't be a dick."
Nice you found a way for a bit of fun having revenge.....through the back door. Pun intended.
Fuck you Dicks.

Yeah, my wife still goes there even with my admonishment. She doesn't give a shit. She makes a good point tho when she tells me that I wouldn't be able to shop anywhere or buy anything if we avoided anti gun companies. How true.

 

[C3D]

My Dick:

 

[masterswimmer]

Nice you found a way for a bit of fun having revenge.....through the back door. Pun intended.
Fuck you Dicks.

That's 2/3's of a pun, p.u.

I only go into Dicks to gain access to the mall my wife works in. Increases their customer counter without converting to a sale.

FUD

 

[Retired MSG]

I can't tell you what I thought this thread was about by the title lol, you never know with our membership here

 

[96coal449]

That's 2/3's of a pun, p.u.

I only go into Dicks to gain access to the mall my wife works in. Increases their customer counter without converting to a sale.

FUD

Same here. More available parking.....

 

[redtail]

Gtfoh
”assault weapon” wtf are you Bloomberg

 

[Doctor Whom]

Had a bad expirence there and ended up with a $100 gift card because of it. Went a few weeks ago and bought $290 worth of ammo and actually made +$5 because of sales and rebates.

 

[Justincase]

Gtfoh
”assault weapon” wtf are you Bloomberg

Just playing to the crowd.

 

[kemo357]

I received one of my last Dicks/Field and Stream $10 dollar coupons, I took it to Dicks (my wife was shopping at a store close by) and handed it back to their manager and told him what I thought of the chain he works for. The I proceeded to tell him that I would be happy to spend MORE money on the same sport shooting products at another establishment. Dicks and Field and Stream can go fuck themselves. Perhaps they will make a child with the name of Stream of Dicks.

 

[Justincase]

I received one of my last Dicks/Field and Stream $10 dollar coupons, I took it to Dicks (my wife was shopping at a store close by) and handed it back to their manager and told him what I thought of the chain he works for. The I proceeded to tell him that I would be happy to spend MORE money on the same sport shooting products at another establishment. Dicks and Field and Stream can go fuck themselves. Perhaps they will make a child with the name of Stream of Dicks.

I'd love to do that, but all I'd get is some head bobbing as the guy tries to be polite, as he then mother fucks me as I walk away. It's likely just a job to him anyway, so really has nothing to do with him. I'd rather cost them money so I could have and do what they don't want me to. I'd really just like it if my wife stopped going there so I don't even have to worry about it.

 

[Catskillkid]

Came here for Dick pics. Was disappointed.

 

[Harry Hood]

I am glad I don't have to review your dick, that's for sure.

The only time I go to Dicks is to apply for my doe permit, because I have my lifetime license I don't have to pay for my permit, so I go there and apply, make them wait on me and make no money. I try and take as long as possible while there to tie someone up from helping paying customers.

 

[96coal449]

I am glad I don't have to review your dick, that's for sure.

The only time I go to Dicks is to apply for my doe permit, because I have my lifetime license I don't have to pay for my permit, so I go there and apply, make them wait on me and make no money. I try and take as long as possible while there to tie someone up from helping paying customers.

Ha ha ha, next time have them pull something out of the display case, like your interested. Then spot something shiny in another. Repeat. After receiving your permit, leave.

 

[Marine Cpl]

Boy. The title of this thread.

 

[Bananabandit]

Boy. The title of this thread.

could be non binary

 

[meketrefe]

My review is: two dicks down.
They can take their name and shove it up their anal sphincter.

 

[Darth]

I've seen better dicks performances.

 

[Robin]

Yeah, pretty limp.
Robin

 

[96coal449]

My Dick:

I should have liked this earlier. Brings back memories of the then local watering hole and the younger gens that played it.
Good times..... and before SAFE

 

[SomeSoldier]

Shouldn't this be in the bar?

 

[96coal449]

I've seen better dicks performances.

We know, Darth......we know.......

 

[Justincase]

Came here for Dick pics. Was disappointed.

I'm sure you'd be disappointed even WITH pics. Ask me how I know.