NY Thief Tries to Sue Liquor Store Owner Who Shot Him

[Steal2B]

A bumbling Long Island liquor-store thief who got caught stuffing bottles of hooch in his pants, only to be shot by the store’s owner as he tried to get away, wants $2.7 million for his injuries.

In the handwritten lawsuit he filed himself, Harris describes in detail how he and a pal ripped off the store on Newbridge Road in North Bellmore, LI, in August 2016, starting in the “Hennesey [sic] and Patron section.”

But Shawn Harris can’t even get the name of the store or the shooter right.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/26/thief-sues-after-being-shot-while-robbing-store/

NY Thief Tries to Sue Liquor Store Owner Who Shot Him, But Fails

 

[GOYABEAN]

A bumbling Long Island liquor-store thief who got caught stuffing bottles of hooch in his pants, only to be shot by the store’s owner as he tried to get away, wants $2.7 million for his injuries.

In the handwritten lawsuit he filed himself, Harris describes in detail how he and a pal ripped off the store on Newbridge Road in North Bellmore, LI, in August 2016, starting in the “Hennesey [sic] and Patron section.”

But Shawn Harris can’t even get the name of the store or the shooter right.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/26/thief-sues-after-being-shot-while-robbing-store/

NY Thief Tries to Sue Liquor Store Owner Who Shot Him, But Fails

 

[Kwalsh]

that is funny

 

[Deplorable Me]

 

[Dr. Evil]

"In the handwritten lawsuit he filed himself,"

What color crayon did he use?

 

[togmaster]

That's why you need to practice marksmanship. It makes it harder to file a lawsuit when the plaintiff is 6 feet under.

 

[speedkills27]

"In the handwritten lawsuit he filed himself,"

What color crayon did he use?

 

[Phauxtoe]

Can I sue the liquor store for being a bad shot and not thinning the gene pool

 

[MoMan]

Yet more proof that it doesn't pay to wound!!

 

[Eddie Gunks]

Can i sue the liquor store cause i fell down when i was drunk?